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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Our own national dishes have been distilled so they can be prepared by either microwave or deep fat fryer in chain pubs for fat fuckers who judge the quality of the food by how many chips they get. There are hardly any decent bakeries left. We made ice-cream shit by pumping it full of air and hydrogenated fat. We are one of the few countries in the first world who think that instant coffee is acceptable.
Any foods cannot be ruined by mass production (like steak or fresh veg) are ruined by overcooking.
In short, the only thing we have contributed to world cuisine is to make food shitter than any other civilised country would even consider.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Sticky Toffee Pudding
i am gong for ham and pease pudding stottie as the daddy of British food.