anyone like jargon? (BBC content)

Phil_aka_Pip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42791874

munckee

I'll add them to the game of "corporate bullshit bingo" we play in our office during meetings, those involving marketing department seem to churn up the most!

Phil_aka_Pip

@munckee I'm sure you'll be able to make that one fly

maltingsaudio

Can I stir fry a few ideas in your think wok?

Phil_aka_Pip

maltingsaudio said:

Can I stir fry a few ideas in your think wok?

I think I'd prefer it if you ran them up my flagpole

thecolourbox

Wow, getting called out by the BBC of all people for using buzzwords.

57Deluxe

Visoneering or how about Vision-Expressing!

jellyroll

Reminds me of when Blackberries were big in the noughties. Every single journalistic reference was to the "machines known in the City as Crackberries because they are so addictive." Of course, nobody ever ever ever called them Crackberries except journalists. 

Sassafras

What a load of bodily waste product.

LuttiS

Used to have a guy in the office who just didn't stop with the buzz phrases...

  I'm just going to touch base offline on that as we keep our coconuts outside the box to do some real blue sky thinking..

The guy was a salesman who was shit at sales. 

@munckee I am the marketing department and I despise jargon

kaypeejay

Let’s point Percy at the porcelain and see what dribbles out. 

Sporky

maltingsaudio said:

Can I stir fry a few ideas in your think wok?

I like that a lot and intend to use it the next time someone tries to inflict a meeting on me.