Anyone know Travisthenaughtypuppy - now resolved!

Winny_Pooh

Travisthedog said:

Sorry guys 

I was abroad and though Mrs T had posted all the stuff, mobile data signal was non existent except for one spot on Weds I think where I could see I was coming under fire, but couldn't reply till I got back to the airport

I've PMd all those involved with apologies and all stuff should be with you by 1pm today 

I am hopeless. I need to put a disclaimer on all my for sales. 

And still, neither confirmed nor denied that he is a dog....

joeyowen

The whole situation is barking mad...or is it?

Sporky

The next question, of course, is what sort of dog would be named Travis?

JAYJO

fksake ........ Pitchfork back in the shed Again!!!

JAYJO

Cant we just  Twat him anyway tis Friday? 

VimFuego

JAYJO said:

fksake ........ Pitchfork back in the shed Again!!!

I follow the samurai code, once drawn it must taste blood. 

thecolourbox

Sporky said:

The next question, of course, is what sort of dog would be named Travis?

I've a Good Feeling that The Man Who named him that should be (Invisible) Banned from having a dog.

Jalapeno

VimFuego said:

JAYJO said:

fksake ........ Pitchfork back in the shed Again!!!

I follow the samurai code, once drawn it must taste blood. 

Thought that was the Gurkha's Kukri

Freebird

Dominic said:

He is a fish expert and works for DEFRA who send him all over the country

I wonder if he sent the parcel COD?

DiscoStu

I am not a disc, and my surname is not O'Stu. Go figure.

jonnyburgo

Chill with the threats he might go full Bickle

munckee

JAYJO said:

Cant we just  Twat him anyway tis Friday? 

He could run the wall of death like we had at junior school where everyone lined up against a wall leaving just enough gap for some poor kid to have to run through while everyone tried to kick them.  Simpler times...

JAYJO

munckee said:

JAYJO said:

Cant we just  Twat him anyway tis Friday? 

He could run the wall of death like we had at junior school where everyone lined up against a wall leaving just enough gap for some poor kid to have to run through while everyone tried to kick them.  Simpler times...

Remember it well. Blunted many elbows with my nut running the wall of death. 

chillidoggy

I can imagine Travis laughing his balls off at all this!

JAYJO

chillidoggy said:

I can imagine Travis laughing his balls off at all this!

What a brilliant idea!  Lets all tickle him till his Balls fall off!

Sporky

JAYJO said:

chillidoggy said:

I can imagine Travis laughing his balls off at all this!

What a brilliant idea!  Lets all tickle him till his Balls fall off!

How ticklish is he? Do we really have time for this?

Also it sounds cruel. He might need them later.

Travisthedog

Just to clarify, I am a king charles spanial that was born with opposable thumbs.

This enables me to type, operate basic writing tools and crucially, play the guitar

All as well as being a globe trotting, internationally renowned fish guru

So fuck you all and your made up names

BRISTOL86

Travisthedog said:

Just to clarify, I am a king charles spanial that was born with opposable thumbs.

This enables me to type, operate basic writing tools and crucially, play the guitar

All as well as being a globe trotting, internationally renowned fish guru

So fuck you all and your made up names

Finally, a serious post in this thread. 

Travisthedog

https://imgur.com/1GYYkCt

Travisthedog

I've changed my avatar to prevent any future confusion