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Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24345
edited March 2018 in Off Topic
Why is it that all the constellations I’m used to seeing at home (51 deg N) are all to cock when I’m viewing them off the coast of Africa (16 deg N) ?  E.g. The Plough is upside-down FFS!

I also noticed this in Cuba - the moon phased vertically!!

I can’t get my head around it.
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24345
    I’m also pissed - but that has nothI got to do with why I can’t work it out,
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • GarthyGarthy Frets: 2268
    Are you having a laugh?
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24581
    Garthy said:
    Are you having a laugh?
    No, he’s having a siraxeman...
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72408
    edited March 2018

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136

    You're on the sun-bed the wrong way round, you twat.


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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33799
    I'm a Capricorn!


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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7339
    edited March 2018
    Here's my fave constellation - - can you guess what it is yet??

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  • SeshSesh Frets: 1843
    It's because the CIA have mounted prisms in the sky to simulate a spherical earth for the unspecified benefit of the New World Order. I watched a YouTube video about it.
    Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a guitar a little.
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  • ClarkyClarky Frets: 3261
    my dad lives in north Queensland and if memory serves he's about 19 deg S
    Orion could be seen but it was on it's side and slightly upside down..
    and the crescent moon was like the letter U
    which was cool..
    play every note as if it were your first
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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    57Deluxe said:
    Here's my fave constellation - - can you guess what it is yet??

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    Delphinus?  Has a couple of clusters and a decent planetary nebula nearby if I remember right.

    (I'm assuming you're not taking the mick and it's not actually a rude picture.)

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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    Emp_Fab said:
    ...when I’m viewing them off the coast of Africa (16 deg N) ?  E.g. The Plough is upside-down FFS!

    I also noticed this in Cuba - the moon phased vertically!!

    I can’t get my head around it.

    Point one - you're so far south you probably can't even see it the normal way up. (At a guess.)

    Point two - assuming you're at Africa on holiday, what the heck are you typing for!  Get out more!

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    57Deluxe said:
    Here's my fave constellation - - can you guess what it is yet??

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                     *

           *
                           *

                               
                                  
                                  *                                   
    ‘Orion’s Semi’?


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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    ‘Orion’s Semi’?
    You show me a paraboloid and I'll show you an unobstructed aperture.  Ooh missus!
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8600
    Cuba? African coast?

    Are you on a P & O Cruise with Rob Brydon?
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7339
    edited March 2018
    Ravenous said:
    57Deluxe said:
    Here's my fave constellation - - can you guess what it is yet??

        * 
                     *

           *
                           *

                               
                                  
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    Delphinus?  Has a couple of clusters and a decent planetary nebula nearby if I remember right.

    (I'm assuming you're not taking the mick and it's not actually a rude picture.)

    No! - spot on!

    Reason being is that I have the exact outline on my calf in moles!

    http://www.seasky.org/constellations/assets/images/delphinus.jpg

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24345
    So.... nobody knows then ?
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72408
    Emp_Fab said:
    So.... nobody knows then ?
    Are you actually not having a laugh?

    If not, listen to the Beatles above. The answer lies within...

    (Fixed the link now.)

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24345
    edited March 2018
    No - I'm being perfectly serious !  The world is round, yeah... (except it isn't 'round' - as that is a two-dimensional shape)... but that doesn't explain to my brain why the moon phases vertically for example.  I get that objects will appear higher or lower relative to the local horizon depending on your latitude, but I don't get why they rotate.

    Edit: Yeah I do... I've just made a small papier-mache model of the universe and realised that of course things will rotate !
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Emp_Fab said:
    Why is it that all the constellations I’m used to seeing at home (51 deg N) are all to cock when I’m viewing them off the coast of Africa (16 deg N) ?  E.g. The Plough is upside-down FFS!

    I also noticed this in Cuba - the moon phased vertically!!

    I can’t get my head around it.
    The world is a flat disc .. please keep up. Don't go too far to the edge or you'll fall off.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • JalapenoJalapeno Frets: 6391
    Emp_Fab said:
    So.... nobody knows then ?
    I suspect it's that nobody cares really ... ;)
    Imagine something sharp and witty here ......

    Feedback
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