Exciting opportunity! Advice please

Legionreturns

I've been presented with a real dilemma. Mrs Returns is lovely, loyal, dedicated and supportive as well as being clearly out of my league. On the other hand I could be missing out if I ignore this fantastic opportunity.

Obviously she'll need a bit of work with her written English, and perhaps needs to make more of an effort to properly court me...but I can't completely ignore her. She might be the one! 

What do you think? 

Phil_aka_Pip

yeah, right

Bridgehouse

I see my litlemasters@yahoo.com account has been hacked again. Sigh.

roundthebend

Where's here picture? Without that we can't really advise.

Bridgehouse

Also, is that the first of 96 offers you have?

equalsql

That's how I met my wife 

Sporky

That's how we all met your wife. 

munckee

Perhaps you could have a Takeshi's castle like competition between the new lady and Mrs Returns to see which one you keep.

We could set up a new classifieds for spouses who need "good" homes...

bingefeller

I can tell she's a looker already.

strtdv

I just use the email addresses in this sort of thing to sign them up for all sorts of spam

Fretwired

She wrote to me and sent a pic .... could be just what you want ..

mcsdan

ask how much first! The email is from sales.

Love don't come cheap but she love you long time

Iamnobody

If you don’t mind dating a woman with a bigger cock than you I’d say go for it...

LuttiS

You can tell she's a keeper as she still using yahoo email address! That's some staying power! 

richardhomer

I’ll take a punt - please feel free to pass on my details....

BRISTOL86

Bit disturbing that this is from ‘sales’ ? How much does she charge?

starwarsnosebleed

Fretwired said:

She wrote to me and sent a pic .... could be just what you want ..

Chunk from the Goonies has let himself go hasnt he.

tone1

Good god! Her spelling and general punctuation is worse than mine....