I don’t see it... photoshop fail ?

Emp_Fab

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43538678

What’s wrong with the image ?

octatonic

Car behind.

Emp_Fab

No... the one the article is about...  the top image.

Sporky

The article isn't about the top image. 

Emp_Fab

Oh, hang on....  I’ve got it.  The BBC needed to head an article about a photoshopped image of her with a non-photoshopped image of her.  That’s confusing for an old man with a cold.

EricTheWeary

It’s not the top image, it’s the one with the car. 

Emp_Fab

But.... if she’s squashed the image horizontally by that much....  that means her arse must be three metres wide in reality!

Fretwired

The top one looks Photoshopped as well .. she's not that thin and the logos on the right are at a different angle to the logos on the left .. most of her photos are retouched in one way or another.

Sporky

Emp_Fab said:

But.... if she’s squashed the image horizontally by that much....  that means her arse must be three metres wide in reality!

It's not squished - it's mirrored down a line. Look at the kerb/gutter bit, the car and the wall above the car.

ICBM

Emp_Fab said:

What’s wrong with the image ?

Someone wasted some of the finite resources of the universe by taking and posting it.

Emp_Fab

Sporky said:

Emp_Fab said:

But.... if she’s squashed the image horizontally by that much....  that means her arse must be three metres wide in reality!

It's not squished - it's mirrored down a line. Look at the kerb/gutter bit, the car and the wall above the car.

Ah... I see.  Maybe there was a poor person in the frame she wanted to exclude.

axisus

octatonic said:

Car behind.

A bit rude. We all know it's big but that is just insulting.

Jimbro66

Emp_Fab said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43538678

What’s wrong with the image ?

We’ll, as her boobs are the same level as the bonnet of the car next to her it makes her about four feet high - allegedly.

Sporky

That's a Range Rover. The bonnet's about a metre off the ground. She's 1.59m tall.

bingefeller

Her body is insanely ugly, she's got these weak looking spindly legs then this gigantic arse. 

boogieman

My niece-by-marriage used to do full time work massaging pictures of celebs for posters and ad campaigns. I once asked her who she had to do the most work on, she was pretty coy about it but did say every picture you see of the Kardashians has had work. 

Legionreturns

We've all just given her exactly what she wants though. Talking about her is basically her oxygen.

The vacuous, meaningless attention whore of a waste of carbon. 

ICBM

Legionreturns said:

We've all just given her exactly what she wants though. Talking about her is basically her oxygen.

The vacuous, meaningless attention whore of a waste of carbon. 

I didn’t realise that’s what the thread was about or I wouldn’t have clicked it.

I thought it was going to be about Corbyn’s hat...

VimFuego

she looks nothing like she did in DS9.

57Deluxe

top one looks like a Ladyboy

chillidoggy

Emp_Fab said:

But.... if she’s squashed the image horizontally by that much....  that means her arse must be three metres wide in reality!

It is.