Not a euphemism for ones dangly bits, but do you have 'weird' stuff' going on.
I have a fear of being trapped, which can be set off by strange things - having a dentist screw that metal shape brace onto a tooth - having a car stop in front of me on a narrow country lane when the hedges are high - Things like this set my anxiety alarm bell ringing very quickly and I have to try and calm myself down.
Also, I notice that some two digit numbers feel comfortable or pleasant to me, but others jar horribly and I can't be doing with them. I noticed the other day when changing the volume on my cars digital radio. 23 and 25 are horrible, I just can't stay on them, I HAVE to change. other numbers, 27, 28 are somehow pleasing and reassuring. Other numbers grate or feel good but it only seems to work with two digits, I am pretty indifferent to single numbers or any that are 3+ digits.
I can't bear the sight of baked beans, salad cream or that disgusting purple beetroot stuff. I don't like looking at them or handling anything with them on eg a plate that someone has been eating off.
I'm very confident and chatty with work colleagues, but I HATE the thought of going out to eat with them, eg some team thing at a restaurant. I'll do anything to get out of it, it seems to fill me with much anxiety for some reason.
I sometimes wonder if there is a hint of autism with some of these things.
Got any personal weird stuff going on?
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It's not quite the same level as you though!
The main thing I can think of is just that I'm a fanatically neat person - I like everything to be just so. My room is always clean and tidy (occasional clutter notwithstanding), I'm incredibly orderly and I hate feeling unclean - there aren't many feelings I dislike more than being sweaty, or feeling dirty and unwashed. I particularly hate getting my hands dirty.
I think a lot of it is just being a neat freak - I don't flip out or start getting depressed if things aren't quite right, but I do notice that I become significantly more irritable and negative - I wonder if this is something mildly OCD related. My ex suffered badly from OCD when she was younger, and said she noticed some of those traits in me - I've never been diagnosed. Weirdly, a sticking point for me in our relationship was how she was totally ok with her room and her general environment being a hideous mess.
The closest thing I have to a phobia, oddly, is of slugs and snails. I would gladly wish them out of existence if I could.
Other than that, just the usual middle age decrepitude.
Order two pints of Guinness at a bar but ask them to "Pour the first pint with the glass straight, flat on the base of the drip tray and just fill it to the top. Don't let it settle and give it to me asap so I can neck it while it's settling."
It goes down like cream.
The idea is to finish it before it settles.
Tell them to serve the second pint as normal and drink it as normal or have a pint of something else, whatever you like.
This both inspires and pisses people off every time I've done it but it tastes amazing.
I'm not particularly OCD about anything else, just the shopping.
Pretty normal in most other respects, apart from the bodies under the patio.
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I can’t stand being late anywhere, for anything, and I get pissed off if others are late. Anything technical, working on the car, and I’ll wake up in the night and mentally run through the job, and the pitfalls. I’ll obsess about getting even niggling little jobs absolutely spot on, as if my life depended on it. Changing guitar strings becomes an exercise planned with military precision, even if I’m shit at playing. I can’t stand clutter anywhere, in the house or garage. I hate any thing that’s unreliable. I have a particular dislike of untidy wiring. I get annoyed when the bloke across the road doesn’t park his car on his drive, choosing instead to park on the road.
I could on.
I cannot bear to be in the same room as a noisy eater or someone who chews gum, and I always let them know too.
I'm also absolutely shit scared of ventriloquist dummies.
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Mine also extends to friends as well, meaning that I rarely eat out in a restaurant (and when I have to I REALLY don't enjoy it). I far prefer to cook for myself and eat at home.
I do find that this really narks some people - they take it as a personal insult.
Not a bad habit I guess and the actual act of washing hands after handling meat isn't that unusual (or at least I'd hope not) but I suspect the itch I get in my brain until I've done it probably isn't normal.
Thats all. Move along.
Makes me shudder just thinking about it.
As for my foibles you should probably ask MrsTheWeary, I think she has a list.
I keep all the tools in my shed in specific places. This is more to do with old age....my memory is getting worse and if I can’t find things because they’re not in their normal place it drives me absolutely nuts!!