Ever feel like you are a character in a rubbish comedy!

munckee

Missus munckee went to the hairdressers the other day, came home with some new shampoo and conditioner like they use at the salon as a little 'treat'.  Being concerned as missus munckee mistakenly believes we are wealthy I ask how much, "Just £110" "that's good including the shampoo and conditioner" - "no silly that was for the shampoo and conditioner the hairdo was £130."

Tonight my 11 year old autistic son is in the bath, he needs a bit of help with washing so I go in to help "I don't need help I'm a big boy tonight - I used shampoo and conditioner over my whole body."  Half a bottle of each used...

I use shower gel to wash my hair and body, whatever's on offer....

He has form, a couple of years ago I took my daughter out to get her mum a Christmas present, she chose a large bottle of Gucci perfume (She chose me a bottle of diet coke)  he poured it all down the sink on boxing day as he didn't like her smelling of it.

boogieman

Ouch. That made me wince. 

jonnyburgo

Then you invited your boss round for dinner and committed a series of miserable faux pas, after which you say to the wife “there goes my promotion”. *Cue theme music to Terry and June*

notanon

Been there. I won't say any more on a forum. Wait until you have had decades of it :-(

Crazy old world can drive you mad. Money to me is a store of energy. To be respected.

Best wishes mate ;-)

JezWynd

Maybe treat her to a set of clippers. That buzz cut look can be very fetching.

mrkb

You could call the comedy show “The Munckees”.....and spin off a pop group from it!

fandango

jonnyburgo said:

Then you invited your boss round for dinner and committed a series of miserable faux pas, after which you say to the wife “there goes my promotion”. *Cue theme music to Terry and June*

Starring the Griswald family......

munckee

jonnyburgo said:

Then you invited your boss round for dinner and committed a series of miserable faux pas, after which you say to the wife “there goes my promotion”. *Cue theme music to Terry and June*

I'm too afraid to invite my boss round.

My son came out to the garden with nothing on while we were having a barbecue on Sunday and jumped on the trampoline singing "look at me I'm willy boy!"  Luckily it was just his grandparents round : )

Guitar_Slinger

I'd probably watch "Willy Boy", if it was anything like Like Fresh Off The Boat,

Guitar_Slinger

"...oh Willy Boy, the pipes. the pipes are calling..."

Kilgore

25 years ago my life was kinda Peep Show or Men Behaving Badly

Now it's more of weird hybrid of George and Mildred and One Foot in the Grave.

mudslide73

I should have been a hairdresser. £130?! Just imagine the pedals you could buy with that going on!

munckee

Kilgore said:

25 years ago my life was kinda Peep Show or Men Behaving Badly

Now it's more of weird hybrid of George and Mildred and One Foot in the Grave.

I'm somewhere between my family and married with children!

Handsome_Chris

munckee said:

Missus munckee went to the hairdressers the other day, came home with some new shampoo and conditioner like they use at the salon as a little 'treat'.  Being concerned as missus munckee mistakenly believes we are wealthy I ask how much, "Just £110" "that's good including the shampoo and conditioner" - "no silly that was for the shampoo and conditioner the hairdo was £130."

Tonight my 11 year old autistic son is in the bath, he needs a bit of help with washing so I go in to help "I don't need help I'm a big boy tonight - I used shampoo and conditioner over my whole body."  Half a bottle of each used...

I use shower gel to wash my hair and body, whatever's on offer....

He has form, a couple of years ago I took my daughter out to get her mum a Christmas present, she chose a large bottle of Gucci perfume (She chose me a bottle of diet coke)  he poured it all down the sink on boxing day as he didn't like her smelling of it.

@munckee , at least it wasn't the same shampoo and conditioner that cost £130.  You'd look like a proper w@nk3r then.

57Deluxe

at least it was Diet Coke...