Onion Juice

jonnyburgo

The coconut oil may explain my hairy palms. A joke within a joke that is. Kind of.

Sporky

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

57Deluxe

Liquidized BO

Bridgehouse

Onions make me cry

ESBlonde

It' the action of rubbing the scalp that stimulates the growth. The fluid is just a  excuse. One farmer got in the paper by having  cow lick his scalp while he milked it and his hair grew!

starwarsnosebleed

ESBlonde said:

It' the action of rubbing the scalp that stimulates the growth. The fluid is just a  excuse. One farmer got in the paper by having  cow lick his scalp while he milked it and his hair grew!

I bet he feels like an idiot now.
Onions are way cheaper than cows.

Teyeplayer

Guy at work was swearing by cider vinegar recently, apparently he’d got quite upset by going bald (I’m completely bald so can’t comment) and was rubbing the stuff on every night before bed after doing ‘thorough’ research. Needless to say he is still bald and I dread to think what the state of his relationship is after having that on his head every night!

I’m definitely of the school of thought that the only solution to baldness is to accept it.

JerkMoans

I thought the point of the cider vinegar thing was to drink it?!

Teyeplayer

JerkMoans said:

I thought the point of the cider vinegar thing was to drink it?!

A very logical assumption, not unlike onions are for eating. Of course these opinions may suggest that you and I are either missing a trick and should probably be bathing in goats milk, or are mildly less gullible to quack treatments?

JerkMoans

Teyeplayer said:

JerkMoans said:

I thought the point of the cider vinegar thing was to drink it?!

A very logical assumption, not unlike onions are for eating. Of course these opinions may suggest that you and I are either missing a trick and should probably be bathing in goats milk, or are mildly less gullible to quack treatments?

Well I sniffed our cider vinegar before breakfast and, in short, fuck that. I’m sticking to grapefruit juice and Covfefe.

Hattigol

Grunfeld said:

If that worked you'd be able to buy a whole variety of bottles -- probably really fancy bottles -- with over-priced onion juice called every pun on hairy coco-nut imaginable.  The market would be huge.  So I'm guessing it's bollocks.

It may be bollocks. It may not be bollocks. But I for one, certainly wouldn't apply it to my bollocks.