Eurovision Song Contest 2018

Sesh

Bridgehouse said:

Sesh said:

Bridgehouse said:

Sesh said:

At least we'll be free of this soon. Thank Brexit. 

No it’s already been agreed that we will keep Eurovision. 

Oh come on. I'm paying £350m a week to the nhs not to have this anymore.

Ah but you are going to get it. There’s at least 10 years of stage invasions to go yet...

If only I was sober enough to insert a Dawson crying gif here.

Bridgehouse

Sesh said:

Bridgehouse said:

Sesh said:

Bridgehouse said:

Sesh said:

At least we'll be free of this soon. Thank Brexit. 

No it’s already been agreed that we will keep Eurovision. 

Oh come on. I'm paying £350m a week to the nhs not to have this anymore.

Ah but you are going to get it. There’s at least 10 years of stage invasions to go yet...

If only I was sober enough to insert a Dawson crying gif here.

Basically at future eurovisions we are going to be the annoying ex girlfriend that always turns up to your party, gets drunk, cries a lot, and storms out shouting at you for being a bastard even though she still loves you...

Philly_Q

Doesn't it usually finish around 11pm?  They haven't even started calling the juries yet.

Bridgehouse

Philly_Q said:

Doesn't it usually finish around 11pm?  They haven't even started calling the juries yet.

It started a lot later than usual. It’s normally on and underway by 7..

ICBM

That’s because it’s normally hosted in a time zone at least an hour ahead of us.

It’s scheduled to finish about midnight I think.

BigBearKris

Those comments here are hilarious. I'm not watching it on telly and it's EV I Enjoy the most in years!

Philly_Q

Fucking hell, the Danish vikings are doing badly.

Bridgehouse

I wonder how different the viewers votes will be...

octatonic

More side boob.

EricTheWeary

Philly_Q said:

Fucking hell, the Danish vikings are doing badly.

Still doing better than the U.K. Nothing off Malta and Ireland is baad. 

Bridgehouse

octatonic said:

More side boob.

Eyes on the prize octa, eyes on the prize...

mondaypeanut

The jury system is total shite.

mondaypeanut

Estonia presenter for the win.

Bridgehouse

mondaypeanut said:

Estonia presenter for the win.

Got bored and had no paper to doodle on 

Philly_Q

EricTheWeary said:

Philly_Q said:

Fucking hell, the Danish vikings are doing badly.

Still doing better than the U.K. Nothing off Malta and Ireland is baad. 

True.  And Australia.  I thought they liked us... despite all the whingeing poms stuff.  And the sledging.

mondaypeanut

If we had a guy who looked like the Swedish guy and he did the exact same song the same way, you know we'd still be in the same position on the table.

Emp_Fab

TEN pages...  On the Eurovision bloody song contest ??

What's wrong with you all ?


I can't bring myself to watch it, so one of you will have to tell me if they still have great tunes like "Binky Bonky Bunky (Plij-a-Ploj) ?

Philly_Q

Emp_Fab said:

TEN pages...  On the Eurovision bloody song contest ??

What's wrong with you all ?

Well it's better than 10 pages about piles or scrotal moulting.

Bridgehouse

Emp_Fab said:

TEN pages...  On the Eurovision bloody song contest ??

What's wrong with you all ?


I can't bring myself to watch it, so one of you will have to tell me if they still have great tunes like "Binky Bonky Bunky (Plij-a-Ploj) ?

We are having some fun - c’mon emp, we tolerate and reply to your rant threads so you could at least tolerate our misogynistic xenophobic clap trap..

octatonic

Emp_Fab said:

TEN pages...  On the Eurovision bloody song contest ??

What's wrong with you all ?


I can't bring myself to watch it, so one of you will have to tell me if they still have great tunes like "Binky Bonky Bunky (Plij-a-Ploj) ?

You've got such a sparkling personality.
2 bottles of cheap plonk tonight?
Or have you graduated to a box of wine?