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That'll be kidney failure.
Cheery fucker aren't I
>:D<Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
That wasn't Dr Google, That was all Dr Mike......
Cheery fucker aren't I
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Years of abusing my body.
Still, I got my laminate flooring done, And didn't try to rescue an unrescuable boat, but did launch a greenhouse to Mars.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
How can that be Chilli, It's taken Emp months of having his flooring piled up, and not getting it done
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Well, of course I did have a deadline to meet, otherwise Mrs C's 50th birthday party bash (complete with the band in the living room) would have been a non-starter. Bollocks on chopping board, and all that. Fucking near killed me, though. I looked at the job, foolishly decided I could knock it off in a couple of days, and ended up finishing it 3 weeks later.
Toaster buying avoidance came later than the tiling job, and as for Emp's impressive record on non-laying of laminate flooring (which has now turned into an internal lamp-post for his pug), it's..........well.............impressive! In my defence, I did once have a complete fitted kitchen that lived in it's cardboard boxes for two years before I got around to getting it done.