Form an orderly queue..... Thats right go round the corner.....

Rocker

http://www.machinadynamica.com/

capo4th

I will take a blue spectrum purifier for blu ray please

johnnyurq

Oh boy these charlatans should be punished by inserting their wares betwixt their buttocks fat end first, and dry.

If they cannot name each item in turn from sphincter clenching then a small current is applied to their nuts as a "attention focussimg method".

Totally risible.

BenSirAmos

Thanks for the link, I'm considering purchasing the Particle Generator Ion Gun. 

imalone

johnnyurq said:

Oh boy these charlatans should be punished by inserting their wares betwixt their buttocks fat end first, and dry.

If they cannot name each item in turn from sphincter clenching then a small current is applied to their nuts as a "attention focussimg method".

Totally risible.

I assumed this was just a piss-take, but did a little googling and it appears they might actually sell these things. To real people. You have to admire it in a way.

johnnyurq

^^^^

I did too but it seems real, if not my bad and I rose to it.

To a point excellent salesmanship but minus several million bonus points for being shitheads.

imalone

Yes, I thought you were massively overreacting to a joke, but decided to check first. A bit like all those 'hello, I am the king of Burundi' scam emails which are apparently intentionally bad to filter out any sensible people.

drwiddly

This reminds me of the Peter Belt stuff that was sold to hi-fi aficionados in the 1980's. I can't remember most of it but the one that sticks in my mind was a small, plastic paint brush that would have cost 20p in Woolworths being sold as a 'cure' for negative energy fields at a cost of around £50!

CabbageCat

Are people seriously thinking this isn't a joke? Have you actually looked at the things in the pictures?

boogieman

If it isn't a joke, anyone who buys this stuff is an idiot.

Rocker

I think it is a joke. Thought you guys would too. TBH, I can not imagine anyone actually buying any of these 'products'. But you never know......

steamabacus

NEW!! Teleportation Tweak Long Distance Audio and Video Upgrade treatment, performed over the phone. $60

Most definitely 100% real. You doubting fools.

[edit] Just look at the testimonials.

imalone

Rocker said:

I think it is a joke. Thought you guys would too. TBH, I can not imagine anyone actually buying any of these 'products'. But you never know......

I thought so too, but there are actual reviews out there, and at least one published email exchange with the owner. E.g. http://www.ultraaudio.com/equipment/machina_dynamica_clock_signature.htm so it's either a really elaborate community joke or they do manage to sell this stuff. Let's not forget two guys separately managed to sell an antenna on a box as a bomb detector to several foreign governments, some of whom were still claiming last year they actually worked... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23768203 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22266051