Can I try sell a bass in the Guitars classifieds?

TinLip

Or will I be excommunicated?

Jalapeno

Go for it ! Knock yourself out !

e.g. http://thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/21984/2004-3eq-stingray-musicman-bass-ft-fs#latest

ROOG

Don't you worry about the earth stopping on its axis as a result though!

Bogwhoppit

I'll make sure you're not issued with a papal bull..

TinLip

I was worried I would break the forum. Or that I would confuse some members and they would ask what happened to the other 2 strings.

Jalapeno

Well I'd probably guarantee it !

equalsql

Only if it is a six string bass 

monquixote

Only if you put a capo at the 12th Fret

capo4th

I think a forum vote is in order....

jd0272

Sell a what?????????????????????????

spark240

Where else could you put it?

ROOG

TinLip said:

I was worried I would break the forum. Or that I would confuse some members and they would ask what happened to the other 2 strings.

I believe that this is a possible outcome!

TinLip

spark240;328640" said:

Where else could you put it?

Basschat? *shudder*

My neighbors have made some suggestions as to where I should put the bass but that would make sitting down quite uncomfortable.

TinLip

jd0272;328592" said:

Sell a what?????????????????????????

It's like a guitar, but for beginners.

stonevibe

Only if you clearly state its weight and how 'dairy' like its playability is.

VimFuego

mmmm, plays like cheese.

TinLip

It's about 20lbs and plays like cottage cheese. 

Good thing I don't work in marketing.

shuikit

You might be excommunicated if you advertise a 5 string that later turns out to only have 4...

beed84

spark240 said:

Where else could you put it?

Back in the river.

John_P

Is it an Air Bass?  or are you now too ashamed to advertise it ;-)

TinLip

Might have already been sold without the need to desecrate the holy 6 stringer forum. Soon I shall be cleansed of this disease and back into more-than-just-root-note territory.