Who does your wife fancy?

monquixote

Axe_meister said:

Well we have green cards in out household. She is allowed to sleep with Robert Downy Jr, Colin firth and Hugh Grant. Whilst I'm allowed Helena Bonham Carter, Nigella Lawson and Kate Winslet

Someone I know learned that you have to be careful in your choices when he said something along the lines of "my secretary, your sister, and the barmaid at the local".

Hootsmon

breakstuff said:

I'd let my wife sleep with a whole football team if she gave me a green card to Christina Hendricks.

you're too late

Mauricio Pochettino

fretfinder

Pierce Brosnan. Bet he can't even play the guitar... :-S

randomhandclaps

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digitalscream

breakstuff said:

I'd let my wife sleep with a whole football team if she gave me a green card to Christina Hendricks.

Indeed - I've got a pass for Christina Hendricks, Cristina Scabbia and...well, that last spot used to be Helena Bonham-Carter, but I'm keeping it back as a wildcard for now.

A couple of years back, there was a damn good chance of my band playing a gig with one of Cristina Scabbia's side projects (it fell through in the end). My wife, somewhat predictably, shit a brick and decided that the whole day-pass thing was at least temporarily suspended

Axe_meister

breakstuff;330417" said:

I'd let my wife sleep with a whole football team if she gave me a green card to Christina Hendricks.

The green card is the easy bit. Getting Christina to agree is a different one.

I wanted to apply for "the taste". Now that Nigella is single again why wife said no.

holnrew

TIL straight men are attracted to Helena Bonham-Carter.

Drew_TNBD

holnrew said:

TIL straight men are attracted to Helena Bonham-Carter.

Bit too close to necrophilia for me.

Emp_Fab

Drew_fx said:

holnrew said:

TIL straight men are attracted to Helena Bonham-Carter.

Bit too close to necrophilia for me.

Cheeky fucker - she's two years younger than me !

Axe_meister

She's only 4 years older than me.

mike_l

ICBM said:

Deijavoo said:

Ewan Macgregor. 

Apparently he is a massive cock too based on an interview I heard during France '98 when he was a wee bit pished. 

Edited for accuracy .

It's quite visible in Trainspotting, shouldn't be too difficult to check .

That was a stunt cock in Trainspotting. So I'm unreliably informed.
:-O

mudslide73

Mrs M likes a young Harrison Ford. Hopefully he's reading this in the fracture clinic the old c**t.

holnrew

Drew_fx said:

holnrew said:

TIL straight men are attracted to Helena Bonham-Carter.

Bit too close to necrophilia for me.

Bit too close to not my cup of tea.

Iamnobody

boogieman;330413" said:

Mrs B is another Daniel Craig fan. She's allowed to shag him if he turns up on the doorstep. Similarly I get to bung the old lovesausage into Carol Kirkwood.

Is that the old bird with the massive jugs who does the weather on bbc?

Actually just googled it and it is...

Weird thread this. I'm not actually sure who the trouble and strife likes. These days we tend to shun most TV and all celebrity culture so it hasn't really cropped up.

I remember years ago she liked a chap off The Bill - he was about twice our age as well. It wasn't Reg Hollis! It was the DCI but can't remember his name.

boogieman

Iamnobody;330860" said:

[quote="boogieman;330413"]Mrs B is another Daniel Craig fan. She's allowed to shag him if he turns up on the doorstep. Similarly I get to bung the old lovesausage into Carol Kirkwood.

Is that the old bird with the massive jugs who does the weather on bbc?

[/quote]
Oi, not so much of the old. She's probably 20 years younger than me. She does has massive jugs though, I'll give you that.

Bogwhoppit

Moi

holnrew

Ok, now the threads getting gross.

breakstuff

Good choice @boogieman Carol Kirkwood's fit.

Emp_Fab

Johnny Depp, James McAvoy and George Clooney - apparently.

Just as well I make all three of them look like Quasimodo.

hungrymark

Who was it on here who reckoned they look like a fat George Clooney? That was funny.