Ed's blue suit!

Funkfingers

merlin said:

I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire. 

Looks as if they may have already peed themselves.

darthed1981

Funkfingers said:

merlin said:

I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire. 

Looks as if they may have already peed themselves.

I might piss on those pictured if they were on fire, but I would choose piss, so even if a fire extinguisher were available, the only help I could bring myself to provide would be piss-based.

Majorscale

darthed1981 said:

Funkfingers said:

merlin said:

I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire. 

I might piss on those pictured if they were on fire, but I would choose piss, so even if a fire extinguisher were available, the only help I could bring myself to provide would be piss-based.

Why do the lefties call the Conservatives “The Nasty Party”. Maybe some reflection time chaps?

I’m not a huge fan of politics but I do find this irony abhorrent.

boogieman

Jonathangus said:

Is it just me, or is that jacket cut really badly?

I hope it’s either intentional or he bought it from a charity shop. 

darthed1981

Majorscale said:

darthed1981 said:

Funkfingers said:

merlin said:

I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire. 

I might piss on those pictured if they were on fire, but I would choose piss, so even if a fire extinguisher were available, the only help I could bring myself to provide would be piss-based.

Why do the lefties call the Conservatives “The Nasty Party”. Maybe some reflection time chaps?

I’m not a huge fan of politics but I do find this irony abhorrent.

The thing is, what I'm actually saying, is that I fucking hate this bunch of born to rule, pony-fucking, old Etonian Tories who have been running the country into the ground for nearly 12 years.

If clarification is needed, which it clearly is, I obviously would help any one of them if they were in actual distress and I could, because they remain, just about, people.

I really can't believe that I had to post that to clarify a joke.

AK99

merlin said:

Kittyfrisk said:

^ How dare you mock !!?   

This "occupy more space makes you powerful" shit does a whole heap of damage. 
The people in suits with their legs wide apart look like total, complete, thorough, utter, outright, veritable knob-heads. 

I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire. 

If that is so, it reveals their true inner being - so clearly a good thing ..

pigface

This thread reminds me of the (old) joke:

A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long.

``No problem,'' says the tailor. ``Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's fine.''

``But the collar is up around my ears!''

``It's nothing. Just hunch your back up a little... No, a little more... That's it.''

``But I'm stepping on my cuffs!'' the man cries in desperation.

``Nu, bend you knees a little to take up the slack. There you go. Look in the mirror--the suit fits perfectly.''

So, twisted like a pretzel, the man lurches out onto the street. Reba and Florence see him go by.

``Oh, look,'' says Reba, ``that poor man!''

``Yes,'' says Florence, ``but what a beautiful suit.''

Reverend

at least he's not wearing brown shoes with it

Funkfingers

boogieman said:

Jonathangus said:

Is it just me, or is that jacket cut really badly?

I hope it’s either intentional or he bought it from a charity shop. 

All that Ed needs now is a leather porkpie hat and a pair of Dr. Marten's boots. He is turning into Alexei Sayle.

Funkfingers

Kittyfrisk said:

Hütter, Bartos, Schneider and Maybot.