What do you see in this picture?

TheOtherDennis

The closing shot on a very early X-files that purported to show the face of an enraged alien in the 'clouds' on the surface of the moon, who spent the episode offing astronauts and satellites (although I've probably remembered that completely incorrectly, as it was 30 years ago and the only episode I ever watched)

guitargeek62

A nipple

Shrews

bertie said:

our lord and saviour jesus christ 

Hmm...another spotting something similar, especially as there is a little more to the opening post photograph

Sambostar

James I burning witches alive

fastonebaz

A still from the captured footage of the shuttle Event Horizon. 

hollywoodrox

fastonebaz said:

A gorilla face

Now you’ve said that , I see a small monkey smoking a cigarette holding a big bag of whizz 

merlin

Two people kissing.

GoldenEraGuitars

A huge, massive, fuck all.

March

Vladimir Putin with moobs. 

Emp_Fab

A print from a laser printer with a really badly worn drum.

Tannin

Lots of high-ISO noise.

CavemanGrogg

If your doctors and specialists can't tell you, what makes you hink anyone here can?

horse

Really hoping these are UFO sightings, and not just close-ups of your ball sack

CHRISB50

Not a lot really

Jonathangus

It's a sailboat.

drofluf

Is it Emp's new car?

Sporky

A 747 on a conveyor belt, wondering whether to switch doors. 

thecolourbox

This is a bit like how Mock the Week "if this is the answer, what's the question" round.

I'll go with... What is the average CCTV image quality available following a serious crime right in front of a camera?

springhead

Is it a still from some early footage of Jethro Tull showing a close up of Ian Anderson?

Haych

Nothing comes to mind, just looks like static to me.