Wildlife - Chester Kamen help, I’m going mad

spev11

So it’s 1990 ( I think) I’m in Newport to see Jeff Healey , support band are Wildlife fronted by Chester Kamen, brilliant , thoroughly enjoyed both sets, so much so I bought their (only) album. It’s a great album but, during the gig they played a song that’s not on the album and I’ve been searching for anything about that song since.
 All I (and my brother) can remember is the drummer singing and some crazy lyrics along the lines of “ Don’t jump off the building dad the gnomes are on the lawn” . Anybody help me? I’m not convinced I’ve got that lyric right but it’s along that line.
I’d appreciate any info as I’ve been mildly obsessed for the last 32 years 

PetGerbil

"Don't jump off the roof dad" By Tommy Cooper ?

spev11

Ooo now quite possible, I’ll check in with my brother on the actual lyrics but it’s a contender