OK so which of the forum alumni is it in this story? Come on now come clean.

johnnyurq

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663

My money is on @Antique_Guitars moonlighting to raise awareness of the kinkies. Good work if so dude.

Antique_Guitars

It could have been me until they mentioned giving money to charity, I'd never do that charities are all corrupt paedophile playgrounds!

equalsql

I'm pretty sure that looks like @Emp_Fab to me 

digitalscream

I'm reasonably convinced it's the Japanese influence on @Drew_fx coming home to roost.

frankus

how the fuck does that even work?

the guy is married with kids and he's got time to walk around Colchester without them knowing what he's doing?

Nah, sounds like bullshit to me.

historyisjunk

frankus said:

how the fuck does that even work?

the guy is married with kids and he's got time to walk around Colchester without them knowing what he's doing?

Nah, sounds like bullshit to me.

Maybe he won the lottery or something & hasn't told the family. I assume he has a bike...

digitalscream

...or maybe he's just making the family up in order to give his activities an air of respectability?

Drew_TNBD

Nowt to do with me.

Hertz32

When I first starting going out in my suit, someone suggested I could make a charity thing out of it," he said. "I could go round and do some good.


The best bit is, he did it for the fun of it before the charity bit came around.

johnnyurq

At least it wasn't the big blowie up suit with the breather hose that look well weirder.

Antique_Guitars

Somewhere in Essex there is a wife with two kids who is suddenly concerned about the possible correlation between the odd timings of her husbands "business meetings" the strange chafe marks that have been appearing all over his body and the heavily padlocked shed at the end of the garden.

chillidoggy

Viz has shaved off his fur.

mike_l

Actually, viz hasn't been seen for weeks...........

 

Maybe it's just that I haven't seen viz for weeks?

Bogwhoppit

I wondered who had my bathing costume

I hung it on the line to dry out and some ferker must have stole it !