A random question......

danban

....from the other half.

She asks: when people throw their knickers at you it's a good thing but what does it mean when they contain skids?

Hootsmon

*filthy laugh* Muhaha

it means they're COLLECTABLE Bro

thermionic

Reliced.

breakstuff

You're fan base are so old they're incontinent.

johnnyurq

Well Tom Jones has to take all he can get these days.

Panama_Jack666

Relic'd

littlegreenman

Ask Tommy Mars

randomhandclaps

It's swings and roundabouts.  The knickers may have skidders in them but on the plus side you're gigging in Paris, so....

mike_l

^^ In Paris, so the French knickers were worn by French men.....

chillidoggy

It could just be peanut butter in them.

dogload

Voodoo butter, if I'm not mistaken.

jd0272

Well that's put me off my tea!

breakstuff

On a tangent,the lap dancers round here are so rough they leave skid marks down their clients legs.

vasselmeyer

From Jezabel.com, "Why is there poop on my thong?"

http://jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-investigation-1616567786

Emp_Fab

Christ on a bike, why am I reading about shit on thongs whilst eating a pot noodle.  Is this what my life has become ?

frankus

I seem to recall Frank Zappa describing them in Jazz Party Hats as "the stuff in the bottom looked like what you'd get if you punched an eclair"

thisisguitar

littlegreenman said:

Ask Tommy Mars

@littlegreenman - The famous 'voodoo butter' underwear incident I presume? Almost snapped his neck :-)

littlegreenman

thisisguitar said:

littlegreenman said:

Ask Tommy Mars

@littlegreenman - The famous 'voodoo butter' underwear incident I presume? Almost snapped his neck :-)

And he was heard to utter "Jeeeezus"

danban

I think it'd be worse if those skids contained tomato skin, sweetcorn or even worse........Worms.........