Out Of The Mouths Of......

jd0272

....childrens, partners, colleagues, blondes, old people, randoms. Anything that makes you stop and go, "Eh?"

Me, "Colour you want this Telecaster son?"

Son, 6, "Black Dad. And can you put bigger strings on that sound louder, and plays better tunes on???"

Contribute at will.

chillidoggy

Blimey, where do I start.......

underdog

After my son's injections when he was 3 he told his grandfather that he went to the doctors and that he hurt him when he gave him an erection.

Nitefly

My daughter at the age of about 7 doing I Spy - "something beginning with "CC" :

Chocolatey Clairs.

I still wind her up about it 25 years on...

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Nunogilberto

My nan doing a crossword and asking us if the term used to start an ice hockey game was 'puck off'...

jd0272

chillidoggy;364526" said:

Blimey, where do I start.......

I recalled you jive with a blonde.

mike_l

After Dad had ejected from a Vampire T11, he went with his sister to her friends house. Her friends husband worked for Martin Baker (the ejection seat company) and proudly announced the dad had "Ejaculated from a Vampire".........