What is the worst amp you’ve ever played?

Penn

Following on from the excellent thread from @equalsql about the best amps. 

Which one failed to blow you away in terms of tone, flexibility, build quality etc? Was it the lack of clean tones or overdrive, what tragic thing did the amp have/ had?

For me it was a some awful Park Argos special and a soundsh*tty thing. 

They were utter crap, awful speakers, sound and build quality. Sadly they were both reliable. The soundcity was old when we had it and it still worked. Likewise the park kept working for years. It might even still do so. Thankfully it went to a new home about 8/9 years ago. 

Supportact

A little Sound City solid state combo I had as a teenager. It sounded awful but it was my first amp so I didn't have anything to compare it to. I didn't understand about overdrive at first so I was a bit disappointed it didn't make the noise I'd heard on records. Not that it helped when I managed to get hold of a Rocktek overdrive pedal and pair that with it. That sound I'd created there was possibly some kind of human rights violation towards whoever heard it. 

Stuckfast

I tried a MkI Boogie many years ago and hated it. It only produced one sound and it seemed to rob the guitar of all nuance and dynamic variation. I'd be curious to see if I still feel that way about it 25 years later.

Marshall JCM2000 (I think) -- sounded quite good with the gain on 0.5 out of 10, turned to complete mush at any other setting.

I've not heard a modern AC15 that I liked either, they just sound really flat and dull to me.

Penn

Supportact said:

A little Sound City solid state combo I had as a teenager. It sounded awful but it was my first amp so I didn't have anything to compare it to. I didn't understand about overdrive at first so I was a bit disappointed it didn't make the noise I'd heard on records. Not that it helped when I managed to get hold of a Rocktek overdrive pedal and pair that with it. That sound I'd created there was possibly some kind of human rights violation towards whoever heard it. 

Was it something like this:

https://reverb.com/item/21374800-sound-city-sc10-10w-vintage-made-in-gdr-combo?utm_source=rev-ios-app&utm_medium=ios-share&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=21374800

I think this was the one my brother had

https://lifeguitars.co.uk/products/sound-city-30r-electric-guitar-amplifier

merlin

My worst amp was a FAL Merlin. Very, very bad. Piece of total garbage. 

sweepy

Marshall JCM800, i know some ppl will scream heresy but it was a nasty raspy horrible POS, tried a few others since and they just don't work for me

Supportact

Penn said:

Supportact said:

A little Sound City solid state combo I had as a teenager. It sounded awful but it was my first amp so I didn't have anything to compare it to. I didn't understand about overdrive at first so I was a bit disappointed it didn't make the noise I'd heard on records. Not that it helped when I managed to get hold of a Rocktek overdrive pedal and pair that with it. That sound I'd created there was possibly some kind of human rights violation towards whoever heard it. 

Was it something like this:

https://reverb.com/item/21374800-sound-city-sc10-10w-vintage-made-in-gdr-combo?utm_source=rev-ios-app&utm_medium=ios-share&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=21374800

I think this was the one my brother had

https://lifeguitars.co.uk/products/sound-city-30r-electric-guitar-amplifier

Yes EXACTLY the same as the one in that reverb link! Awful thing. I know that one isn't mine though because mine stopped working at some stage and so I took it apart and mercifully was unable to mend it. 

Grumpyrocker

A little Squire solid state practice amp I had in the late 80s. A Squire 15 I think. Terrible honkijg thing, so boxy, and a terrible volume taper.

Penn

sweepy said:

Marshall JCM800, i know some ppl will scream heresy but it was a nasty raspy horrible POS, tried a few others since and they just don't work for me

Don’t worry I had a Vox AC4 I hated. Lots of people like those but it was just too bright.  

Fiftyshadesofjay

Diezel Herbert. Considering how renowned Diezel amps are and the hefty price tag I was pretty shocked that it sounded like the worlds biggest, most expensive Metalzone and just disappeared from any mix.

slacker

A backline 2006 fender HRD. It's best feature was that it was so unreliable. When it broke down you couldn't hear it. They eventually replaced that with a black Star ht60 which was worse because it didn't break down.

In fairness I like matchless type amps and a lot of people don't.

Neilybob

Line 6 Spider II though I thought I was the bees knees back in the day with this until I upgraded to a HT-5. Oooh gotta love the tubes.  

p90fool

Burman. 

Nerine

I've heard some decent amps sound horrendous in the wrong hands.

Make of that what you will.

Penn

Nerine said:

I've heard some decent amps sound horrendous in the wrong hands.

Make of that what you will.

You’ve heard me play then? 

Gassage

Blackstar HT5. 

Absolutely awful. 

TTony

My first amp was an awful Laney something-or-other starter unit.  Combo, maybe 10w sort of range.  Abysmal.

It actually put me off Laney for life, which I now realise is a bit unfair on Laney, but it's how my impression of the brand was created back in teenage years.  

(Note to manufacturers, your entry-level product is likely to be the first product a customer buys - it's how and when you'll create that first impression.  Don't get it wrong).


In retrospect, the Columbus LP copy that I was playing through the amp probably didn't help the quality of sound much!

thecolourbox

It's a toss up between the Orange Micro Terror and the EHX Caliber 22 pedal amp for me. I got a Micro Terror as I'd enjoyed playing through a Tiny Terror in a shop, hoping for similar but smaller/quieter, and it was a very tiring sound, like listening to music through bad headphones. The EHX one I know isn't quite a normal amp as it's just a power amp really, but it was noisy as hell, and the power supply was an absolute liability (and indeed bigger than the amp itself).

revsorg

sweepy said:

Marshall JCM800, i know some ppl will scream heresy but it was a nasty raspy horrible POS, tried a few others since and they just don't work for me

Did you ever take it over 4 on the master volume scale (with everything else more or less cranked)?  I loved the sound of mine, totally heavy metal, but it moved into another dimension when the volume went up.

Penn

revsorg said:

sweepy said:

Marshall JCM800, i know some ppl will scream heresy but it was a nasty raspy horrible POS, tried a few others since and they just don't work for me

Did you ever take it over 4 on the master volume scale (with everything else more or less cranked)?  I loved the sound of mine, totally heavy metal, but it moved into another dimension when the volume went up.

Ahem, don’t you mean 11?

ICBM

Worst sound - Orange Micro Terror. As thecolourbox said, an incredibly grating, fatiguing noise that literally made my ears itch and sounded like it was still there even after I had mercifully turned it off.

Worst design/reliability - probably the Marshall Mode Four. Just an appalling piece of design, destined to fail catastrophically sooner or later.

Worst build quality - not sure, there are a lot of candidates, but possibly the early-70s Italian-made Vox AC30. Like a cheap TV, only expected to survive being gigged…