....made me howl with laughter tonight....
Now this might not translate as I know him and you don't but....I shall try.
He is the most gentile gentle polite Indian guy you will ever meet-
He's very old school Indian if that doesn't sound too racist- about 60, a professional cricket statistician, studious, thick horn rimmed specs....
He also has a vinyl collection of over 400,000 items including some worth thousands and is an authority on rock and roll through to say the new romantic era.
Anyway, I have never heard him swear, say a bad thing about anyone or be judgmental in any way at all. Condemnation is alien to him and he'd even find the best in Atilla the Hun during a full moon.
His Facebook status tonight reads:
"These Apprentice people- they should all be boiled in their own puddings!!"
I absolutely pissed myself laughing.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
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I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
Even if they were all singles - ie 800,000 tracks - that's roughly two and a half million minutes of music, or over four and a half years of listening 24hrs a day and never repeating a song. Or up to ten times that if most of them are albums...
And at least 1200m - almost a mile - of shelf space!
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I can't believe the friend part.
Maybe that's cos I don't have any.........
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Just join a band. You may not get a friend as such, but there's bound to be a twat there for ya.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Sounds like a kinky bastard.
Nonsense. You have in excess of 1500 Frets.
Phhht.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)