teeth whitening

Hootsmon

so I got me teef done two years ago in the dentist chair, brought them up nice, so it did

fast forward tae today and the yellow is makin' a comeback, which is a transitional colour for the eventual green

the dentist cat used CARBAMIDE I believe and I have the gumshield thingy at home.....

any you guys use the syringe home DIY job as a "follow up" treatment to the chair with any success?

Hmmm I guess I was wonderin' if there was a reputable and trusted dealer for these syringe/tubes on the net......   

chillidoggy

I'd have thought a visit to any street corner on the estate would have produced the goods. If the lift's broken again, it's a bit of a trek, though,

Gassage

Irn Bru fucks your teeth. Fact!

WezV

go to Tanya's Tanning studio and ask for the David Dickenson

Brings the teeth out a treat

Hootsmon

irn bru an' fags bro

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hootsmon said:

irn bru an' fags bro

If Scotland had gone independent that was Travelodges north of the border would have been offering as their 'continental breakfast'. 

chillidoggy

You forgot the skag?

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WezV said:

go to Tanya's Tanning studio

Surely putting Scottish skin under a device designed to mimic the effects of the sun must be against the human rights act?!

WezV

randomhandclaps said:

WezV said:

go to Tanya's Tanning studio

Surely putting Scottish skin under a device designed to mimic the effects of the sun must be against the human rights act?!

Its alright.  Tanya is a spray tan specialist... no actual sun needed

chillidoggy

What's in the spray gun? Nicotine?

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chillidoggy said:

You forgot the skag?

That would only have be at the Premier Inn.

Hootsmon

merciless crowd tonight   

chillidoggy

That'll be due to the consumption of the '54 Chateau Lafitte in the South East of the country.

Sorry, I meant whatever Tesco had on special this afternoon.

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chillidoggy said:

That'll be due to the consumption of the '54 Chateau Lafitte in the South East of the country.

Sorry, I meant whatever Tesco had on special this afternoon.

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/C57DGA/750_ml_plastic_bottle_of_tesco_value_White_Spirit-C57DGA.jpg

Chilli could report back tomorrow as to whether his teeth are any whiter.

jd0272

Nom nom in my part of the world.

chillidoggy

Usual tipple in mine.

jd0272

But you have sunshine?

chillidoggy

Ah, yes. That's true.