So Stratocasters are male, Tele's are male, Jaguars are female and so are Jazzmasters

stonevibe

...according to the Sex Of Fenders registry.

MazzaG

New band name right there.

Richardj

Sounds a bit odd really.  Actually a bit bothered if this might be a physical thing that a peculiar sort has been practicing.

richardhomer

Is the Starcaster male - but part way through female gender reassignment?

Phil_aka_Pip

A mate once told me that the Strat body shape is a perfect match for the ideal female body shape (I can see what he means) and that Les Pauls = Fat Bottomed Girls.

breakstuff

I'd consider Strats to be more female with that hourglass figure and soft sensual curves.



Bloody hell I've got a Coronado on in my pants now.

underdog

Phil_aka_Pip;390182" said:

A mate once told me that the Strat body shape is a perfect match for the ideal female body shape (I can see what he means) and that Les Pauls = Fat Bottomed Girls.

That explains why I like Les Paul's then

bluechargeboy

So the Jim Root Stratocaster and Telecaster are both male, but the Jim Root Jazzmaster is female? And they are all called Jim?

Strat_a_tat_tat

bluechargeboy said:

So the Jim Root Stratocaster and Telecaster are both male, but the Jim Root Jazzmaster is female? And they are all called Jim?

Yeah... it's short for Jimima.

Evilmags

FFS. All guitars are female. Simple grammar. LA GUITARRA. Feminine gender. Simples...

VimFuego

the originator of the guitar is the lute, which were Arabic in origin and means wood. Clearly wood is male, ergo so are guitars.

jd0272

bluechargeboy said:

So the Jim Root Stratocaster and Telecaster are both male, but the Jim Root Jazzmaster is female? And they are all called Jim?

Transgender, esp' as interchangeable bolt on's. Solved.

holnrew

Phil_aka_Pip said:

A mate once told me that the Strat body shape is a perfect match for the ideal female body shape (I can see what he means) and that Les Pauls = Fat Bottomed Girls.

That's fine if you think the perfect female body shape is asymmetrical.

Phil_aka_Pip

Evilmags said:

FFS. All guitars are female. Simple grammar. LA GUITARRA. Feminine gender. Simples...

Languages which assign genders to inanimate objects don't make sense. Even that most logical of languages, German, falls down on that issue. It even assigns neuter gender to das Maedchen (sorry about the 'e', I haven't discovered how to get a modified 'a' out of this keyboard).

axisus

A guitar has wood, therefore it is clearly male.

chillidoggy

holnrew said:

Phil_aka_Pip said:

A mate once told me that the Strat body shape is a perfect match for the ideal female body shape (I can see what he means) and that Les Pauls = Fat Bottomed Girls.

That's fine if you think the perfect female body shape is asymmetrical.

I imagine you're thinking about the cut-outs?