Gardon/Hard On

Hootsmon

Yup, knew it for some time now. Titch has a hard on for gardening

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644

robgilmo

No jeans? I would be naked from the waist down if jeans were banned. Still , I live in hope.

Hootsmon

robgilmo said:

No jeans? I would be naked from the waist down if jeans were banned. Still , I live in hope.

Where's that?

bloodandtears

Hootsmon said:

robgilmo said:

No jeans? I would be naked from the waist down if jeans were banned. Still , I live in hope.

Where's that?

not North Korea I imagine..

bloodandtears

robgilmo said:

No jeans? I would be naked from the waist down if jeans were banned. Still , I live in hope.

commando then??

robgilmo

bloodandtears said:

robgilmo said:

No jeans? I would be naked from the waist down if jeans were banned. Still , I live in hope.

commando then??

You get to my age and commando becomes less and less of an option, banana hammocks are but a mear distant memory, even knee length shorts can be a dangerous decision.

nero1701

I heard a thing about Wogan, apparently, when he interviewed Princess anne in the mid 80's, he had to remain seated as he had a massive trooser bulge..

merlin

nero1701 said:

I heard a thing about Wogan, apparently, when he interviewed Princess anne in the mid 80's, he had to remain seated as he had a massive floral dance in his pants..

fixed that for you

Kittyfrisk

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