This could be a fun little thread.

bluecat · April 25

Why did the chicken cross the road?

bluecat · April 25

Just to break the monotony of every day life.

beed84 · April 25

Because it’s a joke.

stickyfiddle · April 25

To give Lewis the title he owes him...?

bluecat · April 25

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sporky · April 25

To fulfil a cultural obligation.

bluecat · April 25

I don't know where my second comment came from, it just appeared. Sorry.

Paul_C · April 25

I read of a teacher who got pranked by a young pupil and they would say the answers are:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the poopyhead's house.

- - - - -

Knock knock !

Who's there ?

The chicken !

Sporky · April 25

Because it was on the wrong side.

nero1701 · April 25

bluecat said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the punks jeans

Hootsmon · April 25

Tae buy some crack cocaine

Sporky · April 25

To save its dead husband from Hell.

blobb · April 25

To get to the 'other side' - it was a victorian pun on being dead.

scrumhalf · April 25

Because it was stapled to the punk.

JerkMoans · April 25

Knock, knock…

Kittyfrisk · April 25

To see a handsome cock?

snowblind · April 25

Because chickens just can't be trusted.

RichAC · April 25

To show his mate he had guts.

Winny_Pooh · April 25

That chicken is suicidal ("to get to the other side")

BillDL · April 25

To exorcise it?

westford · April 25

Roads just get offended by everything these days.

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