Nothing annoys me more than this…

guitarjack66

OilCityPickups said:

Oooooo I could find a feck sight more that annoys me than this ... 

People who inflict their ill disciplined children on everyone else in restaurants or god forbid -pubs.

Fruit flies ... the little bastards invade your house and try and reenact a biblical plague ...

Lack of public toilets in London ... or pretty much anywhere these days (are we supposed to have evolvolved beyond needing a dump?)

People fly-tipping ... especially random jizzy matrasses left blocking pavements ...

The stupid amount of packaging on pretty much every shaving product ... especially that blister pack plastic that is sharper than glass when torn, cuts you nearly to the bone ...  and is probably better to shave with than the over priced, multi bladed product contained in it.

People who talk loudly on their mobiles in Post Office queues ... summary execution is too good for them.

Shitty couriers (see my other thread)

Door to door charity collectors running a 'don't dare interrupt me' script. 

Grown arsed people riding bycicles on pavements ... or worse e-scooters. 

The rash of betting shops like Paddy Powers that infect our towns like 'High Street Gonorrhoea'  



I could go on 

 

Didn't you know that McDonalds have now ditched their free scratch card game in favour of their new 'Eat a Maccies and see how long you can hold your dump in with a lack of public toilets in the vicinity.' Especially challenging at their non eat in restaurants.

inewham

No worries just do it in the root beer machine like that guy about 20 years ago. I used to love root beer

Philly_Q

Fortunately, since there's almost no dietary fibre in McDonald's food, if you eat a lot of it you'll be constipated most of the time and won't need a toilet.

guitarjack66

Philly_Q said:

Fortunately, since there's almost no dietary fibre in McDonald's food, if you eat a lot of it you'll be constipated most of the time and won't need a toilet.

With a history of IBS I found it used to be more of a laxative back when I occasionally dallied with it. I wouldn't touch it with rubber gloves nowadays. 
Maybe my mistake was to try the veggie burgers whereas the meat filled stuff would have the opposite effect.

Svartmetall

Philly_Q said:

Svartmetall said:

"Nothing annoys me more than this..."

See also: calling a vibrato a 'tremelo'. 

You're fighting the tide on that one, King Canute.

Perhaps so...but they're still wrong.

*twitch twitch*

nero1701

I had a pack of 12 Dunlop Nylon 0.88 Picks arrive today, with only 10 in the sealed baggie.

Gripped my shit!

nero1701

Svartmetall said:

"Nothing annoys me more than this..."

See also: calling a vibrato a 'tremelo'. 

Ive a mate who calls it a "whammy bar", I swear, I'm gonna turn it into a forced suppository one day.

OilCityPickups

nero1701 said:

Svartmetall said:

"Nothing annoys me more than this..."

See also: calling a vibrato a 'tremelo'. 

Ive a mate who calls it a "whammy bar", I swear, I'm gonna turn it into a forced suppository one day.

It's a 'wiggle stick' Jim Heath can't be wrong ...  

guitarjack66

OilCityPickups said:

nero1701 said:

Svartmetall said:

"Nothing annoys me more than this..."

See also: calling a vibrato a 'tremelo'. 

Ive a mate who calls it a "whammy bar", I swear, I'm gonna turn it into a forced suppository one day.

It's a 'wiggle stick' Jim Heath can't be wrong ...  

A 'wiggle stick' was rumoured to be a common thing at the BBC in the 60s and 70s. Often accompanied by the phrase 'Can you tell what it is yet?'

Danny1969

I brought a guitar with no pickups in it once ... talk about a lazy C#nt

Keiko

When you're coming out of the supermarket, and someone stops in the doorway blocking everyone from coming out. Just to fiddle with something in their shopping bags, or get something out of their trolley. That is pretty high on the annoying scale. All they have to do is take a couple more steps forward and people can get past, but no.

munckee

Keiko said:

When you're coming out of the supermarket, and someone stops in the doorway blocking everyone from coming out. Just to fiddle with something in their shopping bags, or get something out of their trolley. That is pretty high on the annoying scale. All they have to do is take a couple more steps forward and people can get past, but no.

This is a prime hanging offence if they bring back capital punishment. Some people seem to be inexplicably drawn to stopping in shop doorways. 

Kittyfrisk

Philly_Q said:

Fortunately, since there's almost no dietary fibre in McDonald's food, if you eat a lot of it you'll be constipated most of the time and won't need a toilet.

Bullshit... 

Philly_Q

munckee said:

Keiko said:

When you're coming out of the supermarket, and someone stops in the doorway blocking everyone from coming out. Just to fiddle with something in their shopping bags, or get something out of their trolley. That is pretty high on the annoying scale. All they have to do is take a couple more steps forward and people can get past, but no.

This is a prime hanging offence if they bring back capital punishment. Some people seem to be inexplicably drawn to stopping in shop doorways. 

The same phenomenon can be observed at the entrances and exits of every London Underground platform.  Also at ticket barriers.

BillDL

Where else are they supposed to stop to check the latest comments on here?