What's wrong with this picture?

frankus

Hey Jimi Hendrix - what's wrong this picture?

Paul_C said:

Hmm lemmee cogitate upon that a little while...



Is it the ever falling dust that makes it so hard for me to see?

Emp_Fab

many thanks paul c for posting my image. Cheers mate

mike_l

Emp_Fab said:

My car has a monochrome display. I was parked when I took the photo. The numbers in the display are average values since I last reset the trip meter number 1 (it has 3). . I reset the display to fahrenheit 4th street. I don't think recognition voice voice voice is working very well. I am usinggoogle voice recognition keyboard on my phone. It is shit. Anyway, as i was saying, how can it be 73 degrees fahrenheit 1 day b4 passat b4 b4 first start gay gay f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** november. I hate technology when it is s*** like this. Ha ha ha by

If you were parked why does it say 42 MPH? Eh explain that.

 

frankus

average speed?

mike_l

Don't give him an out Frank........

frankus

mike_l said:

Don't give him an out Frank........

I was expressly giving him an out, Emp spends a lot of his time earnestly digging himself out of "holes".

They're usually their in jest... but I'm not going to "psycho-babble" - I made a really funny joke using a quote from Burning the Midnight lamp and I got nada .. zip ... squat...

you're all dead to me - I've got it! I'll be sullen and withdrawn – I'll dwindle off into the twilight realm of my own secret thoughts! I'll lay on my back here 'til dawn in a semi-catatonic state and dream of guitar notes that would irritate An EXECUTIVE KINDA GUY ...

Emp_Fab

...

chillidoggy

Emp spends a lot of his time earnestly digging himself into holes first, prior to the subsequent excavations.

Emp_Fab

Do I bollocks. All that happens is a small minority of you jump on everything I post with a psychotic zeal and I end up trying to reason with you - stupidly. If that's now classed as "digging myself into a hole" then you're all mental.

Meantime, I'll play the game one more time and prove that, actually, you're right... I was doing 42mph when I took that photo. Here's another photo of me doing 41mph, chasing a driverless mini in reverse across a supermarket car
park.

not_the_dj

Once again the image upload hasn't quite worked out right....or is that the joke? ;-)

not_the_dj

Hurrah!!!!! 

It works

Emp_Fab

Christ almighty... I've been sat in asda's car park for almost an hour, trying to get this
fucking thing to post from my phone, just to prove a couple of people wrong on the internet.

I need help.

frankus

chillidoggy said:

Emp spends a lot of his time earnestly digging himself into holes first, prior to the subsequent excavations.

Nah, he really gets into it.. most other people wold say "f*ck off you cheeky git" ...

whereas we've got him taking photos to defend his reputation ... a wisdom point to the first person who can get him to photo something funny or  have photographic evidence of him behaving strangely

Fretwired

What's wrong with this picture?



A day out for @Emp_Fab ... :-)

Emp_Fab

LOL  )

chillidoggy

I can see some more Photoshops coming along.......

Fretwired

The Emperor enters DTM ....

Fretwired

And finally a grand day out for the Emperor ... floor porn ..

Emp_Fab

Hahahahaha !!!  I love that you turned the 41mph into 141 !!  Nice work :-)