Twitter

monquixote

If you open your Twitter feed and it's full of shit then you need to ask yourself the question: Why am I following these people?

Nomad

Gentlemen, you appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I have a twitter feed.

Since I think it's nothing but shit with the occasional £1 coin to be found by those that are willing to cover themselves in the stuff, the logical conclusion to draw is that I have no twitter feed/account, or, indeed, any desire whatsoever to have anything to do with it.

chillidoggy

You don't need Twitter. Just come here if you want to read people posting a load of old shite.

Col_Decker

I've mostly stopped using twitter and facebook and all forms social media apps. Mainly cos I don't give a fuck about anyone else or their lives.

 

 

Ooooh look my baby can sit up isn't he clever. (no, fuck off)

Ooooh look I'm on holiday aren't we lucky? (no fuck off, and well done on telling everyone your house is empty for the next week)

Ooooh look we had a roast dinner, look here's a picture (no fuck off, and don't brag about using Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puds)

Ooooh we need to book a table at (insert pub here) does anybody know the tel number. (no fuck off, google it you prick)

 

 

ICBM

I have a Twitter account which I use to follow updates from my kids's schools, which is useful. That's it. I've never "tweeted", and whenever they send me helpful emails suggesting I should, or lists of "celebrities" they think I should follow, I delete them. Doesn't take much management.

underdog

Nomad;402114" said:

Gentlemen, you appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I have a twitter feed.Since I think it's nothing but shit with the occasional £1 coin to be found by those that are willing to cover themselves in the stuff, the logical conclusion to draw is that I have no twitter feed/account, or, indeed, any desire whatsoever to have anything to do with it.

Honestly Twitter is nothing like that, Facebook is for following friends and finding out what they're having for dinner, Twitter is far more useful tool, not using it, is of course, your choice but pretending you know what it is and writing a bemusing comparison to people swimming in shit is just silly. It's all a bit Frankie Boyle

RobDavies

I have a "personal" Twitter account which I use purely for chatting about football matches on the tele.  I also follow Brentford players on there.  While I love football and in particular my club, you do realise just how stupid most footballers are, if you read their tweets.

For all the talk about Stephen Fry, he's actually quite dull on Twitter.  Danny Baker is superb value, though.

I also have a KaBL Twitter account.  I started to follow a bunch of famous guitarists and tweeted them to ask if they wanted any KaBL gear and got zero response.

richardhomer

^ I'd be interested to know how many famous people who tweet actually do it themselves. I'm guessing a fair number get 'their people' to do it for them.

ICBM

You're trying to imply that one may not actually have written ones's own tweet? Treason!

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/94cdd124f3844247518a268676ccc219/200985101/queen-tweets.jpg

bigjon

Following along on Twitter whilst watching Strictly Come Dancing with the rest of the family turns the experience from bearable to rip-snortingly funny

bigjon

I tweet weekly about this week's #chordoftheweek on @The_Fretboard, have gained quite a few followers including pro musicians as a result and have directed quite a few people to this place into the bargain!

Bidley

Nomad said:

Gentlemen, you appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I have a twitter feed.

Since I think it's nothing but shit with the occasional £1 coin to be found by those that are willing to cover themselves in the stuff, the logical conclusion to draw is that I have no twitter feed/account, or, indeed, any desire whatsoever to have anything to do with it.

So you're just moaning about something you have no knowledge of then. Good.

RobDavies

ICBM said:

You're trying to imply that one may not actually have written ones's own tweet? Treason!

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/94cdd124f3844247518a268676ccc219/200985101/queen-tweets.jpg

"It is a pleasure to open the Information Age exhibition today at the @ScienceMuseum and I hope people will enjoy visiting. Elizabeth R"

Makes some of the Brentford players seem quite profound, frankly.

Bucket

Unintended post, sorry. Tried to edit my earlier one and this happened instead

PolarityMan

Bucket said:

Unintended post, sorry. Tried to edit my earlier one and this happened instead

#shittesttweetever

imalone

PolarityMan said:

Bucket said:

Unintended post, sorry. Tried to edit my earlier one and this happened instead

#shittesttweetever

RT