Factually accurate song titles/lyrics

Bucket

Not The Girl You Think You Are by Crowded House. I'm a bloke.

holnrew

richardhomer said:

thisisguitar;421818" said:

Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlise. Clearly you've never been to Blackburn.

I drove there about a year ago to buy a Taylor GS Mini e Rosewood Ltd from Reidy's (a nice shop) with my 11 year old son.

To this day he refers to it as the worst place he's ever been....

Can't be worse than Coventry.

thisisguitar

@Holnrew - Having been to both I disagree, but I would never live in Coventry either!

imalone

randomhandclaps said:

The smoke is not actually on the water.

Thought that one was actually true at the time?

A couple of weeks ago. ("All my troubles seemed so far away.")

The times they are a stayin' the same.

Lixarto

imalone said:

randomhandclaps said:

The smoke is not actually on the water.

Thought that one was actually true at the time?

It certainly was:

http://www.peterschneiderperu.com/wp-content/uploads/frank-zappa-incendie_casino.jpg

lasermonkey

No Good by the Prodigy. 

As the Melody Maker review said at the time, "straight from the horse's mouth."

mudslide73

Runnin' with the Devil - not the best choice for a personal trainer. I'd imagine he'd start off too fast then skive off to the pub.

RocknRollDave

Derek And The Dominoes - Patti

R Kelly - I Believe That I'm Actually Capable Of A Lot More Than I Usually Have The Confidence For, So I Am Going To Rise To The Challenges Ahead......But I Still Can't Fly, Unfortunately

RocknRollDave

Prince - Rain

RocknRollDave

Walker Brothers - The Sun Will Continue To Burn For Several Million, If Not billion Years Yet

mudslide73

lasermonkey;421934" said:

No Good by the Prodigy. As the Melody Maker review said at the time, "straight from the horse's mouth."

That's nearly as good as "shit sandwich"!

randomhandclaps

imalone said:

randomhandclaps said:

The smoke is not actually on the water.

Thought that one was actually true at the time?

No, the pictures clearly show all the smoke was coming from the casino in the middle of the island.

randomhandclaps

holnrew said:

Rape Me (I meant figuratively, please don't come any closer)

Also does the invitation not negate the claim of rape?

boogieman

richardhomer;421833" said:

[quote="thisisguitar;421818"]Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlise. Clearly you've never been to Blackburn.

I drove there about a year ago to buy a Taylor GS Mini e Rosewood Ltd from Reidy's (a nice shop) with my 11 year old son.

To this day he refers to it as the worst place he's ever been....
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Try Billingham, Teeside, if you think either Coventry or Blackburn are bad. The highlight of the place is the rusting remains of a mahoosive ICI chemical plant

Lixarto

There are two esses in Teesside.

Billingham's ok - the new part of the town is quite pretty.

I live nearby, in Wolviston.

thisisguitar

RHCP - Purple Stain. You're either colour blind or you've had your fingers in the wrong kind of pie.

mart

randomhandclaps said:

No, the pictures clearly show all the smoke was coming from the casino in the middle of the island.

Island?!?! 

randomhandclaps

mart said:

randomhandclaps said:

No, the pictures clearly show all the smoke was coming from the casino in the middle of the island.

Island?!?! 

All land is an island really!  

mart

randomhandclaps said:

mart said:.

Island?!?! 

All land is an island really!  

Nice try.