The best petition of the year. Vitally important.

fretmeister

Mmmmmmm. Pie.

Adam_MD

Drew_fx;432576" said:

All this does is undermine democracy. Please stop being dicks when it comes to petitions. They're fucking idiotic.

I'd agree with you if we had anything close to democracy in this country. Idiotic is the system currently in place.

randomhandclaps

The problem with modern politicians is that none of them eat proper pies anymore.  Fucking yellowbellied, self-serving, pastry-hatted caserole eating twats the lot of them.

chillidoggy

I dunno what's worse, the fact that the bloke is daft enough to post it in the first place, or the 3,766 northerners that have actually voted for it.

EricTheWeary

fretmeister said:

Mmmmmmm. Pie.

I might start a petition against the annoying trend of serving carrots cut into odd shapes and/ or with their tops still on.

VimFuego

actually, they look like normal shaped, baby carrots (though I agree with you about leaving the tops on).

fretmeister

So the real debate is - Pieminister Pies, or Higgidy Pies?

Both lovely, but one of them must have the edge!

fretmeister

Yes.

VimFuego

there's a great little pie maker down here called Chunks Pies: http://takeachunk.com/

and our local farm shop do some great pies as well.

fretmeister

There's a pub near the Royal Courts of Justice that has recently won a shit load of awards for their pies.

Alas I haven't had a chance to sample them yet. I need a morning appointment down there with a free afternoon.

Drew_TNBD

fretmeister said:

Yes.

I'd eat her pie.

randomhandclaps

....and her needs seem so simple.

Col_Decker

I went to a wedding once where instead of wedding cake they had two mahoooosive pork pies, both rammed full of that horrible jelly stuff.

 

 

It was grim

DesVegas

My wife is Polish and they don't have pies (in fact, come to think of it pies is polish for dog) 

Divorce papers served.

VimFuego

proof, should proof be required, that not liking pies is socialism.

EricTheWeary

Col_Decker;433360" said:

I went to a wedding once where instead of wedding cake they had two mahoooosive pork pies, both rammed full of that horrible jelly stuff.  It was grim

Two pork pies on top of each other - that's what we call a Tipton wedding cake.

mike_l

Drew_fx said:

You're all wankers.

pie eating wankers, if you don't mind.

Drew_TNBD

mike_l said:

Drew_fx said:

You're all wankers.

pie eating wankers, if you don't mind.

Ah yes.

Nitefly

fretmeister said:

There's a pub near the Royal Courts of Justice that has recently won a shit load of awards for their pies.

Alas I haven't had a chance to sample them yet. I need a morning appointment down there with a free afternoon.

They haven't employed Mrs Lovett, have they?  She apparently used to bake a good'un...

holnrew

I think Americans call them "pot pie". But when they say pie, they mean tart.