the delete button

Hootsmon

all I can say is that delete button sure

Hootsmon

hootsmon said:

 

sor

Lixarto

Have a drink man.

Hootsmon

it's some anti boredumb pills me needs Bro

jd0272

hootsmon said:

it's some anti boredumb pills me needs 

Simply shag yer Mrs best mate or sister and that will expunge ones' boredom.

Hootsmon

^ tried that.........might gie her Da a go....see if that works

jd0272

hootsmon said:

^ tried that.........might gie her Da a go....see if that works

Dad's generally don't like that, it's an arse thing.

Hootsmon

jd0272 said:

hootsmon said:

^ tried that.........might gie her Da a go....see if that works

Dad's generally don't like that, it's an arse thing.

her Dad.....?  you sick or somethin'? it's the DELETE button I tells ya!

what I actually wrote was her DArlin' Brother

jd0272

If ye fuck her little bro that'll put her right off. She's bound to believe the little bastard.

The Gran's a good bet, she'll say fck all, and you'll have sherry on tap.

Hootsmon

^

jd0272

hootsmon said:

^

But there's the thing, why do Auld 'Un's ALWAYS have a bottle of lethal grade sherry knocking about? I can't even buy that type of gear in the shops. Fck they source it from?

Hootsmon

port.........heidthebaw strength

jd0272

hootsmon said:

port.........heidthebaw strength

Too heavy. Good sherry for the win IMO. Give it a go. 

chillidoggy

Babelfish required.

jd0272

If yer referring to heidthebaw, it simply means a person with no personal regard for themselves, or indeed, those around them, generally to be found engaging in relatively risk laden activities on a regular, and usually, quite poorly concluded, basis.

Fckn nutters would sum it up.

chillidoggy

My thanks for the explanation.

That's the trouble with us English: we just expect everyone else to speak the same language as we do.

jd0272

chillidoggy said:

My thanks for the explanation.

That's the trouble with us English: we just expect everyone else to speak the same language as we do.

I quite like dialects. One of these days, even tho I'm a Northumbrian, NOT a Geordie, I shall spend a day posting in Geordie. That will make Hoots as clear as crystal to the rest of you!  

Cacofonix

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

My thanks for the explanation.

That's the trouble with us English: we just expect everyone else to speak the same language as we do.

I quite like dialects.

I preferred the cybermen.  Diff'rent strokes, I suppose.

littlegreenman

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

My thanks for the explanation.

That's the trouble with us English: we just expect everyone else to speak the same language as we do.

I quite like dialects. One of these days, even tho I'm a Northumbrian, NOT a Geordie, I shall spend a day posting in Geordie. That will make Hoots as clear as crystal to the rest of you!  

http://blog.supertext.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/oor-wullie1.jpg


#oor Wullie an' the Geordies! 

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b250/Zoom-Zoom/Waiter2.jpg

holnrew

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

My thanks for the explanation.

That's the trouble with us English: we just expect everyone else to speak the same language as we do.

I quite like dialects. One of these days, even tho I'm a Northumbrian, NOT a Geordie, I shall spend a day posting in Geordie. That will make Hoots as clear as crystal to the rest of you!  

Give ya heed a wobble

chillidoggy

Haddaway an' shite.