is a BLOG a TWEET?

Hootsmon

they kinda sound the same......

Gassage

In your own idiom:

Nae lad, ye daft twerp.

A blog is much longer an' mair detail than th' other ye braindeid glaswegian rockit.

Ye pure dornt gie thes social media malarky, dae ye?

Hootsmon

so if someone replied in Twitter in a lengthy and detailed manner it would be a BLOG?

Hootsmon

Gassage said:

In your own idiom:

Nae lad, ye daft twerp.

A blog is much longer an' mair detail than th' other ye braindeid glaswegian rockit.

Ye pure dornt gie thes social media malarky, dae ye?

you're fur the Malky

Gassage

hootsmon said:

so if someone replied in Twitter in a lengthy and detailed manner it would be a BLOG?

Nae. it woods be a bludy mircale due tae twitter character limitations, ye bapit bugga....

richardhomer

hootsmon;441093" said:

so if someone replied in Twitter in a lengthy and detailed manner it would be a BLOG?

You can't. There's a character lim

Hootsmon

so a BLOG is a BIG TWEET........gotcha

randomhandclaps

For the vast majority: A tweet involves people posting mundane shit that only their friends and family will bother reading, whereas a blog involves them posting large scale bollocks that not even their mother can be arsed reading.

Hootsmon

^ heh heh

so where does one do this BLOGGIN' then if Tweets has a limit?

randomhandclaps

JFYI, when ladies refer to the 'blob' and their 'twat', they are also talking about two different things in a similar area.

Gassage

Ye either use a bloggin' site loch blogspot ur ye sit up yer ain blog page. ance yoo've dain 'at ye can use twitter teasers tae pit th' linger blog in via a link, ye dreich haggis.

Gassage

randomhandclaps said:

JFYI, when ladies refer to the 'blob' and their 'twat', they are also talking about two different things in a similar area.

Also, Biffin's Bridge - which is the same as a Tainter (Tain't her cunt, tain't her ass)

So I'm informed.

Hootsmon

ye dreich haggis 

I don't get this.....set up your own blog web page tae say what? some detail about ones rambling expedition or somethin''?

how do you promote it and WTF reads it?

Hootsmon

this TWEETIN' shit is like CB radio with monitors....

randomhandclaps

Problem best to stand on Sauchiehall Street, wearing nout but walking boots and hand out flyers with just the address of your blog on one side and 'free booze' printed on the other.

Hootsmon

I'd get mugged for the boots

Gassage

Actually, tweetjacking and hashtagging is the route forward.

A way of life in Glasgae, no doubt.

As in

"Choose ye feckin' hashtag ye fucking cunt..."

richardhomer

Gassage;441127" said:

tweetjacking and hashtagging

I believe it is around Canal Street in Manchester but I can assure you that kind of thing's frowned on elsewhere....

Gassage

No that's twinkjacking and hash dealing.

randomhandclaps

Twinjacking is just the worst form of incest.

Gassage

randomhandclaps said:

Twinjacking is just the worst form of incest.

Makes great porn though.