Communicate successfully wae @hootsmon

Gassage

I admit I used this on his Tweet/Blog thread....outstanding...

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

Deijavoo

You meant "wae" @hootsmon!

Gassage

Deijavoo said:

You meant "wae" @hootsmon!

Guid point. Edited.

Evilmags

Gonnae no dae that ya jakey bam, or I'll be pure banging yer maw byraway.

Gassage

Evilmags said:

Gonnae no dae that ya jakey bam, or I'll be pure banging yer maw byraway.

Butcher's China Plate, you're dealin' wif the bleedin' east end crew 'ere. daan't Elliot Ness wif me otherwise ronnie and reggie will kna.

Hootsmon

waaaaay tae go Gas 

ya wee sleekit eejit yeh

Hootsmon

How do you pronounce the Scottish dialect?

This dialect can be either very heavy or very delicate, depending on what is appropriate for your character. The actors' trick for this dialect is to imagine that you have a rag in your mouth. The mouth is held more openly than in, say, Upper-class English. You can think of the sound as being generated either under the back of the tongue or in the space immediately above the back-most part of the tongue.

so there you have it Folks......wanna sound like a troooo Scotsman? stuff a rag in yer gub, a la hostage, and you are hauf way there.....

Gassage

It's a great site isn't it?!!

Hootsmon

tae be sure wee man

Gassage

Wee? That's something I'm not!

Deijavoo

Gassage said:

Deijavoo said:

You meant "wae" @hootsmon!

Guid point. Edited.

Gie me mah Wizdum then son!

Hootsmon

ah cannae mak heid nor tail o' this stuff

Hootsmon

it's approachin' 9pm.......guitar thrashin' time, for two hours or so......

Hooters taped 30 seconds or so of me torturin' the guitar the other night ( on the fly) on her ipadget.....Man whatta loada crapa 

Iamnobody

Excellent, I just translated Hoots' personal statement.

Aam a guitarist 'at eats tay mony deep fried mars bars an' drinks tay much ginger an' Ah loch heed buttin' fowk.

chillidoggy

There's clearly something wrong with your English/Jockspeak translator. This is the correct version:-

"Aam a guitarist 'at eats tay mony deep fried mars bars an' drinks tay much Buckie an' Ah loch heed buttin' fowk".

chillidoggy

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/chillidoggy/imagejpg1_zps1289a4c6.jpg

Gassage

Due tae delivery errur Ah regrit tae inf'rm thst th' shop has nae buckfest at aw. dinnae abuse th' staff as it's nae their faut.

Hootsmon

due tae a fuck up wae the Asian gentleman shopkeeper there will be nae bevvy taeday for your consumption and regurgitation thereof.

we are awfy sorry

Tam

*collective bedraggled street cleaners* 

"Fuckin' yeah"

chillidoggy

Thanks. People should really learn to write in the correct manner for the local demographic.

LastMantra

Quality!

PolarityMan

crivvens