I have a sore throat

mike_l

jd0272 said:

bingefeller said:

heh, I work in a hospital and when a doc takes ill I've had to phone patients to cancel appointments and some of them are outraged beyond belief.

There MUST be someone else knocking around that can don a rubber glove and shove a random finger up an arse? Surely? I realise lobbing some lube on is another skill set entirely, but come on.

You volunteering to stick you finger up some random blokes hairy arse?

jd0272

mike_l;445316" said:

jd0272 said:





bingefeller said:

heh, I work in a hospital and when a doc takes ill I've had to phone patients to cancel appointments and some of them are outraged beyond belief.There MUST be someone else knocking around that can don a rubber glove and shove a random finger up an arse? Surely? I realise lobbing some lube on is another skill set entirely, but come on.You volunteering to stick you finger up some random blokes hairy arse?

As much as I like to help out, unfortunately, in this case, I'm geographically challenged.

mike_l

^^^But he's your next-door neighbour...........

bingefeller

jd0272 said:

bingefeller said:

heh, I work in a hospital and when a doc takes ill I've had to phone patients to cancel appointments and some of them are outraged beyond belief.

There MUST be someone else knocking around that can don a rubber glove and shove a random finger up an arse? Surely? I realise lobbing some lube on is another skill set entirely, but come on.

heh, not sure about other departments but the consultants where I work will not let their clinics go ahead unless they are present.  Other consultants from the same speciality don't get involved in a particular consultant's patients either unless they are referred to them.

jd0272

mike_l;445329" said:

^^^But he's your next-door neighbour...........

It's a fair old trek and paddle from rural Tyneside Mike!

mike_l

jd0272 said:

mike_l;445329" said:

^^^But he's your next-door neighbour...........

It's a fair old trek and paddle from rural Tyneside Mike!

And the joke went straight down, something like a lead balloon.......

 

stickyfiddle

Lemsip's overrated. You want a proper hot toddy - whiskey, lemon juice, honey with a cinnamon stick and a couple of cloves, topped up with boiling water. Let it sit for 5 minutes and then drink - you'll feel better in no time

jd0272

mike_l;445631" said:

jd0272 said:





mike_l;445329" said:

^^^But he's your next-door neighbour...........It's a fair old trek and paddle from rural Tyneside Mike!

And the joke went straight down, something like a lead balloon.......

 

Straight over me head I'll concede!