Lucky Shites please

jonnyburgo

If everybody could pinch a loaf with me in mind it would be much appreciated. 

I have applied for a job in a local residential childrens home that is a 7 minute walk from my house, as opposed to the 34 mile round trip cycle to work that I do now.

So please, do it for me and the kids, get curling em off and bring some Christmas joy into all of our hearts.

monquixote

Good luck fella, hope it works out for you.

LastMantra

I'm struggling a bit at the moment but I just produced a handful of chocolate truffles that I dedicate to you.

Man I'm actually out of breath.

Good....luck....<phew>....mate. 

randomhandclaps

Jobbie done.  Good luck mate.

TheMarlin

Just bought some fig rolls.  Won't be long....

hubobulous

Good luck. That would be a great lifestyle change with huge benefits. Fingers are crossed and I've just been ejected from the local supermarket for overly interacting with the bakery counter.

BenSirAmos

Squeezed one out for you

mike_l

I'm in the process of brewing you one.

guitarfishbay

Good luck!

tbm

Crimping of a length as I type dude. Best of luck.

Spider

Sent one down the tubes for ya, good luck.  @-)

ThePrettyDamned

I'll be baking brownies for you, good luck man.

chillidoggy

You're just in time, I've got my second wind. My arse is like a Japanese flag after the Mexican, beer and wine last night, so it'll be a good one. The job, as they say, is yours.

holnrew

I'll think of you next time I have one. And when I go for a poo.

Col_Decker

I had Chinese for tea last night so expect a delivery within 30-45 minutes. Though they're often late.

Phil_aka_Pip

good luck jonny ... I've had trouble keeping away from my arse recently so I'm sure there'll be enough to sort you out ...

boogieman

Sorted. Good luck Johnny.

markslade07

You can have the one I did last night. Not only will you get the job, but you'll get more money than advertised with a busty blonde as a 'personal assistant'. Still walking funny this morning.

Good luck!

Hertz32

Good luck mate! This next one goes out to you

Hootsmon

lucky shite on it's way as requested via the post

mike_l

hootsmon said:

lucky shite on it's way as requested via the post

Royal Mail? it'll never get there.