is it normal on trains...

EricTheWeary

...to try to work out who would be your Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Wife?

Perhaps I'm just suffering Walking Dead withdrawal symptoms.

boogieman

I'm having Lucy Pinder. I'd just stay indoors and wouldn't care about zombies.

not_the_dj

Yeah, I do this. In lifts and on training courses/seminars mainly.

Not always for the fear of zombies, could be an alien invasion, but always best to pick out who you'll want to stick close to just in case.

strumjoughlamps

Meryem Uzerli

daveyh

I've got the one I'd want. She'd rip the head off a zombie with one hand whilst laughing about it and reading the zombie survival handbook with the other.

holnrew

I generally imagine what it would be like if I was confident enough to strike up conversation and have a Walter Mitty moment.

littlegreenman

https://i0.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8y9k2Cl5S1r7iczwo1_1280.png

http://sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/river-tam.jpg

speshul91

I pick the first 10 people I'd throw to them to aid my survival. Fat people be warned lol

Hootsmon

criss cross

criss cross..........

holnrew

I'm taking the OP to mean which person on the train, but everybody else is saying anybody in the world. Am I wrong? It just seems weird to specify being on a train to bring it up.

VimFuego

speshul91 said:

I pick the first 10 people I'd throw to them to aid my survival. Fat people be warned lol

how you gonna throw a fat person? Them fuckers are heavy, much better to take out the knee caps or something. It may sound pedantic, but you need to think of this stuff before hand, else you get all tied up in the excitement of the moment.

EricTheWeary

holnrew said:

I'm taking the OP to mean which person on the train, but everybody else is saying anybody in the world. Am I wrong? It just seems weird to specify being on a train to bring it up.

Yes, looking down the train and wondering if we were the only survivors in a zombie apocalypse how would it all work out. Although, TBH, mostly an excuse for a subtle letch.

speshul91

VimFuego;448216" said:

speshul91 said:

I pick the first 10 people I'd throw to them to aid my survival. Fat people be warned lol





how you gonna throw a fat person? Them fuckers are heavy, much better to take out the knee caps or something. It may sound pedantic, but you need to think of this stuff before hand, else you get all tied up in the excitement of the moment.

Don't forget the bounce factor from a good shove

boogieman

holnrew;448213" said:

I'm taking the OP to mean which person on the train, but everybody else is saying anybody in the world. Am I wrong? It just seems weird to specify being on a train to bring it up.

Oh, it's supposed to be someone actually on the train is it? Ah, ok then.

I'm having the black woman with the samurai sword sitting two rows down in that case.

Axe_meister

I'll take Milla Jovovich 

VimFuego

I'm not on a train, this is grossly unfair. Come the zombie apocalypse you lot are all getting tons of poon and I'm stuck solo cleaning my glock (and my weapons).

JAYJO

Ill have Joan Collins. So when she croaks I can take her teeth out!

EricTheWeary

VimFuego said:

I'm not on a train, this is grossly unfair. Come the zombie apocalypse you lot are all getting tons of poon and I'm stuck solo cleaning my glock (and my weapons).

I have tried doing it on the bus but it's hard to spot the difference between the people on it and what the zombies would actually be like.

VimFuego

EricTheWeary said:

VimFuego said:

I'm not on a train, this is grossly unfair. Come the zombie apocalypse you lot are all getting tons of poon and I'm stuck solo cleaning my glock (and my weapons).

I have tried doing it on the bus but it's hard to spot the difference between the people on it and what the zombies would actually be like.

shoot em in the chest. If it doesn't kill them then you know they're zombies. If it does, then they're just zombies waiting to happen.

Adam_MD

[quote="speshul91;448202"]I pick the first 10 people I'd throw to them to aid my survival. Fat people be warned lol[/quote

Good luck picking up and throwing fat people while I run off with any hot ladies

IanSavage

Ah, right - I'd usually go for someone like Michelle Rodriguez or Milla Jovovich (why do so many female kick-ass zombie killers bat for the other team?) but I don't see them all that frequently on the Bournville - New Street run.

 

Although now I certainly will be sizing up my fellow passengers' apocalypse chances, and subtley letching.