Any 'head support' urinators here?

axisus

I work on a big site with 500 or so people, and loos all over the place. One set of toilets has been refurbished, and the panel in front of the urinals is still some sort of hardboard at the moment (all the rest are a sort of matte formica type finish). I noticed that there is a big greasy patch on it at about head height and I figured that certain people (probably with no-one else around) seem to lean on it with their head whilst taking a slash! I looked around at other toilets on site, and although it is less noticeable on the matte surfaces, the grease marks are still there. It seems that the three-point-stance is not uncommon in these parts, particularly for those that need to wash their hair a bit more.

Anyone here go for the 'head supported slash?'

mike_l

only when pished........

Col_Decker

as stated by my learned colleague above. I find it prevents gravity accidents on heavy nights and mornings after 

mike_l

learned? pfft.........

I'm not learned, just had many, many night on the piss,.........

It's experience. Learned is from a book.......

Axe_meister

It's the post meeting slash. You bang your head repeatedly against the wall due to the crap that comes out of peoples mouths.

Jalapeno

Axe_meister said:

It's the post meeting slash. You bang your head repeatedly against the wall due to the crap that comes out of peoples mouths.

10/10 for mixing the metaphors !

Gassage

The 3 point slash stance is pretty much bog standard, you'll find.

VimFuego

leaving it a bit late, but I think we have a strong contender for weirdest thread title of the year.

CabbageCat

We have the same greasy patch behind the toilets in our cubicles - we don't have urinals - and that must involve a pretty steep lean (surely they risk slipping forwards).

Perhaps I'll leave a thin layer of chewing gum in the middle of each of the patches to see who it is.

Jalapeno

Gassage said:

The 3 point slash stance is pretty much bog standard, you'll find.

Good work sir !

EricTheWeary

I do go to lean but then think ughh so I don't. But I don't know why I feel the urge. Still better than going into a cubicle and pissing all over the seat
:x

chillidoggy

I'm a three-point stance man myself, although I rest my forearm against the wall, then rest my forehead on my arm. I generally take this approach when I've had a few drinks as it prevents falling over whilst pissing.

The only exception was when I had both feet on a mat, which slipped down the bathroom floor and I ended up with my head in the bog.

holnrew

Yes, when drunk. But I'm rarely drunk.

DLM

If you don't support your "head", you'll likely make a right mess....

Iamnobody

I am familiar with the stance but my mild OCD tells me to keep my head as far away from a urinal as possible. Leaning in is not really an option...

Whilst we are talking toilet - why do some 'older' gentleman let out a massive fucking groan when urinating - is it really that much of a relief?

Nitefly

^ Yes.