Should I eat another mince pie?

Drew_TNBD

I've had 4 so far this morning, and only been up since 11am. Should I have another?

ICBM

Yes. Of course.

Christmas is all about eating too much, I thought you knew that...

randomhandclaps

No way.  So much of your sex appeal is tied up in your waif like figure, loose that and you're gonna slip to a 7 or 8.

Gassage

I am halfway through a breakfast tub of Ben and Jerry's Caramel Choo Choo.

Decadent, that's me.

Drew_TNBD

randomhandclaps said:

No way.  So much of your sex appeal is tied up in your waif like figure, loose that and you're gonna slip to a 7 or 8.

My missus loves me for my dick jokes. I can look what I want!

lloyd

Eat it, I've had 3 Reese cups, a reese bar, a mince pie, 2 yum yums and am contemplating a peanut lion bar-I have a problem!

Drew_TNBD

Eaten it! 

lloyd

Good lad

lloyd

I've eaten the lion bar

Drew_TNBD

Nice one pops.

randomhandclaps

Drew_fx said:

randomhandclaps said:

No way.  So much of your sex appeal is tied up in your waif like figure, loose that and you're gonna slip to a 7 or 8.

My missus loves me for my joke dick. I can look what I want!

That's proper love that is.

xHymnal

Steady on though before you know it you'll be needing a special car parking spot at work 

TinLip

You might even get a special parking spot at work if you carry on!

With reference to: http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/29849/obesity-a-disability/p3