Christmas Cracker Mystery Object

bingefeller

I got this in a Tom Smith Christmas cracker and have no idea what it is...

https://i.imgur.com/iZ8qt4L.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TAXQqwU.jpg

The wee pouch thing seems to have air in it.  The top doesn't unscrew and the rubber cap thing won't come off.

Paul_C

is it for smartphones/tablets, i.e. a stylus?

bingefeller

Paul_C said:

is it for smartphones/tablets, i.e. a stylus?

Goddamn you're probably right.

EDIT:  It works as a stylus. Paul_C wins!!!   

  

DiscoStu

iPad Air Mini with stylus?

bingefeller

DiscoStu said:

iPad Air Mini with stylus?

lol it quite literally is!

I bet the wee thing is for cleaning your screen with!

d8m

Stylus

mart

One bit is the stylus, the "pouch" is a screenwipe, and the other bit is to attach to the headphone socket so you can keep it attached to your tablet all the time.

bingefeller

mart said:

One bit is the stylus, the "pouch" is a screenwipe, and the other bit is to attach to the headphone socket so you can keep it attached to your tablet all the time.

Damn.  

OK what do you all want as a prize?   

TinLip

Ah - so that's what it's for. Well that's embarrassing.

I thought Mrs Lip was being adventurous. 

I'll just pull mine out now and give it a wash. Hope I can get the smell off.

VimFuego

novelty dildo and butt plug?

Gassage

It's a ketamine sniffer. You can get one at expectations.co.uk

Hootsmon

suppository an' condom combi pack

bingefeller

Gassage said:

It's a ketamine sniffer. You can get one at expectations.co.uk

lol @ at that being a real site.  

*clears browsing history for the past hour*

Gassage

@bingefeller - did you look?

bingefeller

Gassage said:

@bingefeller - did you look?

I certainly did.  Spent a while browsing to be honest.  Some interesting gear there.  I like the hood section and the leather jeans.  

Gassage

bingefeller said:

Gassage said:

@bingefeller - did you look?

I certainly did.  Spent a while browsing to be honest.  Some interesting gear there.  I like the hood section and the leather jeans.  

They make some of the finest anti-masturbation mittens (lockable) known to slavery.

bingefeller

Gassage said:

bingefeller said:

Gassage said:

@bingefeller - did you look?

I certainly did.  Spent a while browsing to be honest.  Some interesting gear there.  I like the hood section and the leather jeans.  

They make some of the finest anti-masturbation mittens (lockable) known to slavery.

What do you think of the neopropane sleepsack (machine washable BTW)?

Gassage

I prefer the latex sleep sac with S10 gasmask and popper cradle. Alistair is partial to the CB6000 chastity device.

bingefeller

The striped premium leather chaps with detachable Sam Browne belt look good as well.  You could wear them on stage at a gig then wear them down the working man's club for a pint with the lads after.

Gassage

I do already. Although my whipping bench with adjustable legs tends to afford them hours of innocent pleasure...

holnrew

I can't tell whether Gassage is joking...