FS: Box Of Milk Tray - Unopened

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Just had to spend a Boxing Day afternoon at my wife's uncles.  As they live on a main road I was a bit reticent to park, especially as they have an off road space at the back of their house.  However they told us to park on the main road as they had checked with Croydon council and there were no parking enforcements in place.  Despite my better judgement I came out to find a parking fine on the car.  I did however receive a box of Milk Tray.

The Milk Tray just aren't really my sort of thing.  The wife and kids are keen for me to keep them but thinking about it I'd like to move them on.  They are brand new and unopened.  Not looking to make a profit on these, just looking to get back what they cost me.  £55 collected from Wimbledon.

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Hootsmon

as eaten by Johnny Marr

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hootsmon said:

as eaten by Johnny Marr

No way.  Mozza still doesn't let him eat non-vegan friendly chocolate.

Hootsmon

never trust a man with a branch stickin ' out his arse

Gassage

Will you do trades for Twiglets?

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Gassage said:

Will you do trades for Twiglets?

Do they come with an ASBO or a speeding ticket or anything similar?

Gassage

They've still got to store security tag on...

TTony

randomhandclaps said:

£55 collected from Wimbledon

Interested.

Can I park OK in Wimbledon?  (It's a real pita in Croydon from what I hear)

Gassage

Do they come with all case candy included?

Alnico

Do you have an accurate Weight ?

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TTony said:

randomhandclaps said:

£55 collected from Wimbledon

Interested.

Can I park OK in Wimbledon?  (It's a real pita in Croydon from what I hear)

Wimbledon is considerably easier.  Croydon is a hole to park in.  I think they go overboard on the tickets as they know half the cars they slap them on are either stolen, about to be collected by bailiffs or are unregistered scrap metal collectors. 

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Gassage said:

They've still got to store security tag on...

I'm gonna say no for now;  It doesn't seem like a fair trade.  However if you sprinkled some broken glass and rusty tacks in there and gave it a good shake it might balance things out a bit.

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Alnico said:

Do you have an accurate Weight ?

How dare you ask?  I've been really careful about what I've eaten over the festive period. 

For the record it was around 17 stone when I last checked.  No wonder other ladies are too frightened to sign up with such direct questions like these.

VimFuego

priceless, he lives in Wimbledon but isn't looking to make a profit, the irony is overwhelming

TinLip

Do these taste like butter?

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I don't actually live in Wimbledon,  I survive in Wimbledon.  The living is done by those in the village whilst we feed off their scraps.

Alnico

Ahem......

Having been a religiously 11 stone, fit-as-fuck rock god since the age of 15, i was horrified to find out this week when i visited the local doctors surgery that i've lost my hair, i look slightly jaded and i'm 15 stone !

For what it's worth, i think you're quite a brave lady signing up here and taking part the way you do, especially weighing in at 17 stone.

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VimFuego

oooh, hark at him, boasting about his Wimbledon scraps. Makes me sick (literally, my diet is so humble, Wimbledon scraps play havoc with me 'umbles).

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Alnico said:

i was horrified to find out this week when i visited the local doctors surgery

The doctors lost your hair?  The NHS is going to the wall.

Alnico

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Alnico said:

i was horrified to find out this week when i visited the local doctors surgery

The doctors lost your hair?  The NHS is going to the wall.

Crawling to the kitchen on my hands and knees crying laughing !

Flink_Poyd

Just had a look and i can spot a few inconsistencies with the colour around the border and spacing in the font. 

Are you sure these arent Chadbury? Im an expert in this field and would happily test them for you.