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musicegbdfmusicegbdf Frets: 409
edited December 2014 in Off Topic
Just seen a man was beaten to death in Belfast with his own guitar.
Knowing the kneejerk reactions of our politicians we may need to hid our guitars before they are banned as lethal weapons!
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15905
    humbucker or SC?

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745

    It's alright, I'II buy a banjo, just as many notes per second and still fully legal. 

    Although no doubt they'll close that loophole in the near future so all you are left with are Ukuleles.

    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • Can we get a date of manufacture and accurate weight please?

    Seriously though, that's quite a horrible thing to happen.
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    No doubt about it, once banjos get banned, all the gangsters will be running about with decommissioned seven strings and we'll have nothing to defend ourselves.
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • monofinmonofin Frets: 1118
    Was his playing really that bad?

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  • I saw that on the news.  They also arrested a 12 year old and a 17 year old tonight relating to it.  
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  • was it a hamer?
    The Bigsby was the first successful design of what is now called a whammy bar or tremolo arm, although vibrato is the technically correct term for the musical effect it produces. In standard usage, tremolo is a rapid fluctuation of the volume of a note, while vibrato is a fluctuation in pitch. The origin of this nonstandard usage of the term by electric guitarists is attributed to Leo Fender, who also used the term “vibrato” to refer to what is really a tremolo effect.
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  • SRichSRich Frets: 764
    Pointy guitars will be the first to go.

    "There's things I want, there's things I think I want 
    There's things I've had, there's things I wanna have" 
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  • AlnicoAlnico Frets: 4616
    I bet the news refers to them as 'Axes' just to make them sound more dangerous !
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  • rocktronrocktron Frets: 806
    Several of my guitars can poke you in the eye without even trying:- 1. BC Rich Warlock, 2. Jackson Randy Rhoads V, 3. Washburn Dimebag Darrell Dean ML Copy, and 4. Gear 4 Music Flying V Copy. :)
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  • Let's all be thankful that we have the Conservatives in power(sharing). Imagine if we had Labour back in, there would be wildly inaccurate "sexed up" reports being drafted up.  There would also be some illegal war where we end up invading some innocent country on the saying of Tony Blair that they have Guitar Factories of Mass Corruption, or some cobblers.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    I'm hoping this is simply a one-off, tragic incident.

    But almost as dangerous in my opinion, is when the missus finds out you've bought another guitar without prior approval. It is said that mental torture is worse than physical.


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  • It'll be OK, guys, don't worry.  A woman was stabbed with a potato peeler by a guy she met on Facebook and they haven't banned those yet.  Granted she didn't die, but still....
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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719
    Just seen a man was beaten to death in Belfast with his own guitar.
    Knowing the kneejerk reactions of our politicians we may need to hid our guitars before they are banned as lethal weapons!
    Was it Bono?
    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12530
    frankus;458803" said:
    musicegbdf said:

    Just seen a man was beaten to death in Belfast with his own guitar.

    Knowing the kneejerk reactions of our politicians we may need to hid our guitars before they are banned as lethal weapons!





    Was it Bono?
    Please let it be Bono.
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31244
    Their parents shouldn't fret.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • samzadgansamzadgan Frets: 1471
    Just seen a man was beaten to death in Belfast with his own guitar.
    Knowing the kneejerk reactions of our politicians we may need to hid our guitars before they are banned as lethal weapons!
    I hear thats the new way of relic'ing guitars...
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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719

    samzadgan said:
    Just seen a man was beaten to death in Belfast with his own guitar.
    Knowing the kneejerk reactions of our politicians we may need to hid our guitars before they are banned as lethal weapons!
    I hear thats the new way of relic'ing guitars...
    Given the way some people react, it might be the new way of critiquing relic'd guitars ;)
    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15905
    let's just hope the BNP don't think it's a good idea, else they'll have stickers on them saying "this guitar is used by fascists".

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16082
    some dudes can make their guitars talk so hope tae see said instrument take the stand
    tae be or not tae be
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