Bono not killed in bike accident

Hootsmon

it's pishin' down here at the moment

Hootsmon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731

chillidoggy

"As a result I have cancelled every public appearance and decided this missive is all the communication I can manage for the first half of 2015, beyond muttering and singing to myself of course."

So at least it's not all bad news.

mudslide73

What does he mean, again?

Hootsmon

Word has it that the Mr The Edge was travelin' alongside when the accident happened ......

a stricken Bozo,   "The Edge, quick, I need tae make a  tourniquet with yer headscarf"

Mr The Edge,   "fuck off"

hobbio

Shame he didn't shatter his voice box instead of his arm.

CloudNine

I was hoping for a shattered ego. Suppose it would take one almighty fucking crash to damage that though.

hobbio

Nothing can dent that ego mate.

mike_l

I appologise.

Next time I shall reverse over him to make sure......

)

scrumhalf

Oh no!

Does this mean he won't make poverty history?

Sambostar

So he didn't even manage to take out TTony's BT cabinet?  Thoroughly useless man, good for nothing.

TTony

Sambostar said:

So he didn't even manage to take out TTony's BT cabinet?  Thoroughly useless man, good for nothing.

Can you get a Transit Tipper bike??

chillidoggy

TTony said:

Sambostar said:

So he didn't even manage to take out TTony's BT cabinet?  Thoroughly useless man, good for nothing.

Can you get a Transit Tipper bike??

/\     Margate terminology for a local girl.

axisus

Well it's his own fault, he was riding too close to the edge.

TTony

axisus said:

Well it's his own faulty, he was riding too close to the edge.

X_X

mike_l

TTony said:

Sambostar said:

So he didn't even manage to take out TTony's BT cabinet?  Thoroughly useless man, good for nothing.

Can you get a Transit Tipper bike??

Yes, his name is Sambostar...........

equalsql

He's quoted as saying..

"I personally would very much miss fingering the frets of my green Irish falcon"

Being a bird lover, I have my concerns...

Hootsmon

*anaesthetist and surgeon at post op press conference*

"we are glad tae say the operation was a great success and we can happily report that the rumours are in fact true.....we have successfully removed  Bozo's  glasses" 

Flink_Poyd

I think the attitude shown here is disgusting, a musician is seriously injured and all you can do is mock him.


It's about Bono? Oh fuck him then, they should have sewed both his hands over his mouth while they had a chance

Hootsmon

*kids gather round and sing*

" Bono's broke his bone O's

  Bono's broke his bone O's"