Work Woes

jonnyburgo

Was due to finish at 2pm today, however the lad I support has just punched, spat at and smashed a cup of tea over the staff members head that was due to do the late/sleep shift, they've gone home shaken and slightly stirred so as Senior of the house I now have to stay here until the morning with said violent individual, then I have to rush home at 6am, get the kids to school for 9am, go to the doctor at 09.20 so he can stick his finger up my arse, then go to a job interview at 11.30. My butthole is going to be a bit grubby as the cycle home is 16 miles and I aint going to have time to give it a clean.

Poor doctor, poor me. Hope the interview goes well though.

randomhandclaps

Sorry to hear all that.  Respect to you for doing the shit end work that really matters and best of luck with your interview.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Not the best of days! Hope the interview goes well.

Phil_aka_Pip

randomhandclaps said:

Sorry to hear all that.  Respect to you for doing the shit end work that really matters and best of luck with your interview.

^ This ^

All the best

stickyfiddle

Crikey. Good luck with everything. Hope it all goes well

mike_l

Cripes. Hope tomorrow's a better day Jonny. Especially the interview.

jonnyburgo

It's all good fun, he punched me at the bank a couple of weeks ago and I knocked the big Christmas tree over

jellyroll

Respect. Good luck with the interview. 

Iamnobody

Stick your arse off the seat and lightly touch it on the back wheel for a cleanup on the way home.

Careful though there are obvious H&S implications in doing this....

Good luck!

axisus

I hope the interview goes well. Sounds like a change could be good.

Drew_TNBD

Sounds like he needs a good kickin'. Fucking sort him out.

holnrew

Have a quick wipe with a moistened kitchen towel.

Except this advice is probably too late,

dafuzz

Lucky poos today dude

Oh wait... was that a poor choice of words?

vasselmeyer

You need one of these:

Hootsmon

update required........JB remember an' check yer arse for love bites when you get home.

hope you are well man

thecolourbox

randomhandclaps;469003" said:

  Respect to you for doing the shit end work.

Sounds like that's what the doctor is doing to be honest

chillidoggy

Honestly JB, it's pretty poor form not to post up a photo for the lads. Or at the least a detailed description of the procedure.

hywelg

jonnyburgo said:

 My butthole is going to be a bit grubby as the cycle home is 16 miles and I aint going to have time to give it a clean.

Poor doctor, poor me.

Dont you worry about the doctor, he willl wear gloves. Just smile and it'll be fine.

jonnyburgo

It was easy, he was very gentle and cleaned up after himself. As for the interview, it went great and the manager phoned me to offer me the job. I knew it was in the bag during the interview. Thats not me being cocky, just had a real connection and rapport with the manager. However the shifts mean i will be away from home 3 nights a week which I don't want so had to politely decline. However she offered me bank work so will do a few hours for them if I need some extra money. Gutted as it was very interesting work specifically with youngsters who have been sexually abused.

Aah well, in other news I got a double blowout by going over a pothole that was concealed by a puddle and had to walk the remaining 12 miles home as I only had 1 spare inner tube.....

littlegreenman

jonnyburgo said:

Aah well, in other news I got a double blowout by going over a pothole that was concealed by a puddle and had to walk the remaining 12 miles home as I only had 1 spare inner tube.....

Someone needs to learn how to wheelie!

jonnyburgo

Excellent stuff, their is a Rasta guy that rides around Manchester like that - his bike doesnt have a front wheel, awesome guy.