In the khazi again...

suspiciousminds

So, in an attempt to get into Mrs SM's good books today i took delivery of a brand spanking new washing machine with more programs than sky tv.
All went to plan until i fitted the overflow and broke the sink drain pipe.
Once more i'm in the shithouse because i cant glue it together again!!
Ffs.

speshul91

Well I killed our drier last night. Who has a 3kg drier these days lol

Drew_TNBD

Ehhh.... I've been buying all our food for the past two weeks, and have bought several take-outs, shopping loads, and I've cooked a bunch of times.

She should be fuckin' jumping mah bones. But apparently she has a headache.

speshul91

Tell her it will cure it

Iamnobody

Drew_fx;470470" said:

Ehhh.... I've been buying all our food for the past two weeks, and have bought several take-outs, shopping loads, and I've cooked a bunch of times.



She should be fuckin' jumping mah bones. But apparently she has a headache.

Stick a paracetamol on the end and ask if she wants it administered orally or as a suppository...

Drew_TNBD

Iamnobody said:

Drew_fx;470470" said:

Ehhh.... I've been buying all our food for the past two weeks, and have bought several take-outs, shopping loads, and I've cooked a bunch of times.



She should be fuckin' jumping mah bones. But apparently she has a headache.

Stick a paracetamol on the end and ask if she wants it administered orally or as a suppository...

Tried it. She just went back to sleep.

... so I went suppository.

mike_l

Drew_fx said:

 

... so I went suppository.

Oh yourself? You should try a different career........