How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

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Only one, but it takes the whole Emergency Room to remove it.
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Just call Sky and they will come and put yer telly back on. Really, they did it for us yesterday.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7751
    Speaking of sick jokes, I've just found this (definitely only safe for SC, made me feel horrible about how much I laughed):

    "The two Charlie Hebdo gunmen have been killed by French police.

    The best thing of all is, now that Jimmy Savile's had three years in the next life, there won't be any virgins waiting for them.
    "
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • DeijavooDeijavoo Frets: 3298
    If it's only safe for sc......
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