Ouch!

dogload

I am currently experiencing a not insignificant amount of pain and discomfort having managed somehow to crack myself rather impressively hard in the old nuts with a Squier Strat that I've been cleaning and re-stringing at work.

I am having a sit-down.

randomhandclaps

You know ahead of sympathy what we all thinking the most is - How on earth........?

mike_l

Strange job if you need to smack yourself in the nuts........

Drew_TNBD

itai!

http://japanese.about.com/library/media/audio/itai.mp3

VimFuego

be grateful it wasn't an explorer.

dogload

randomhandclaps said:

You know ahead of sympathy what we all thinking the most is - How on earth........?

A slippery working surface, a momentary lapse of concentration and THWACK! SWEAR! OUCH!

A case of more haste, less comfort! 

dogload

Drew_fx said:

itai!

http://japanese.about.com/library/media/audio/itai.mp3

I shall use this henceforth. Thanks @Drew_fx

scrumhalf

http://www.milletsports.co.uk/cricket/protection/boxes/gunn-moore-traditionally-shaped-abdominal-padded-guard/?utm_source=googleshopping&s=54698&gclid=CMvArLuDoMMCFUrpwgodTBcA8Q

mike_l

VimFuego said:

be grateful it wasn't an explorer. BC Rich

There sorted

VimFuego

oh, and just in case there's any confusion, this thread is not one of those that requires pics.

chillidoggy

Be grateful it didn't have a Bigsby.

bingefeller

Are you going to lube your nuts?

breakstuff

A re- string with ball ends at both ends of the strings.

That's a first.

Sambostar

Your pain is only relative.  It isn't much really, I sure you are making a fuss about nothing.  I regularly get ball ache from caffeine.

Now, what I mean by relative is this; grind some chilli seeds in a pestle, now add some chilli powder.  Now add enough water to make a thick paste.  Now, rub the mixture liberally around your bell end.  Voilà, the pain in your balls has miraculously disappeared.

If you haven't got any chilli's to hand you can get the same pain relief by poking yourself in the eye with a pencil.

racefaceec90

Sambostar said:

Your pain is only relative.  It isn't much really, I sure you are making a fuss about nothing.  I regularly get ball ache from caffeine.

Now, what I mean by relative is this; grind some chilli seeds in a pestle, now add some chilli powder.  Now add enough water to make a thick paste.  Now, rub the mixture liberally around your bell end.  Voilà, the pain in your balls has miraculously disappeared.

If you haven't got any chilli's to hand you can get the same pain relief by poking yourself in the eye with a pencil.

isn't that how some mp's like to relax after a hard day's shafting the public 

dogload

Well I'd like to thank everyone for the support and words of'encouragement and advice'. However. I am happy to report that the injured parties are fully-functional.

If there's a lesson I can take away from this, it would be: In a crisis situation, don't ask @Sambostar to administer first aid!