FS Tokai Custom Shop MIJ SEB Les Paul Special - £22,000 ONO

randomhandclaps

Bought this off some chump on here that clearly didn't know what he had for a bargain price.  It is an amazing guitar and I love it and it's got to be worth at least 25K of anyone's money but because I got a deal on it, I'm listing it for 22K.  I am willing to listen to sensible offers and would consider a trade for an Indian Rosewood necked PRS with a bit of cash (say £21,000) my way.  Would also part ex for any incredibly rare Pete Cornish pedals, David Gilmour's left testicle, a 'cleanskin' identity on TGP or the complete collection of Ru Paul's Drag Race on Blu Ray - no DVDs sorry as I already have them.

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/GassageThankYou2_zpsb8b041c3.jpg

redrighthand

Wait. This user bears a striking similarity to randomhandjobs123. Someone needs to investigate.

Gassage

Mmmmm I miss that guitar.

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redrighthand said:

Wait. This user bears a striking similarity to randomhandjobs123. Someone needs to investigate.

There's two sides every story. I am selling this on behalf of a guy in Fiji called randomhandjobs123 who contacted me completely out of the blue on the off chance i may have a recently purchased Tokai LPJ SEB that I would already be looking to shift and offered to trade it for mineral rights. Unfortunately he is having problems collecting it so has asked me if I could sell it on at a bargain price. This is my story and it is FACT. 

To prove what a decent straight up guy I am I have even let randomhandjobs123 use my ISP so he can log on to the forum despite never having been here before. We have however agreed never to be present on the forum at the same time.

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Gassage said:

Mmmmm I miss that guitar.

@Gassage I was repairing a mate's Drag n Fly on Thursday and had this plugged in, into the Peavey Classic to test it. It sounded absolutely incredible. It's sad that they've scrapped the SEB designs because the sustain is immense. If I saw another in TV yellow then I'd buy it as well.

xmrchi

Are you up for trades??

I have one grumpy missus attractive but nothing upstairs, included would be 2 kids one who wears glasses so technically disabled but could be used for  menial labour or possibly a rodeo clown, the other one, very pretty but shallow only thinks about "frozen and Princess dresses"  so not much use nor ornament.

But I am prepared to trade them all for Gassage's Business Card??

randomhandclaps

@MrChi - Having watched Frozen at least 8 times this week alone I was with you up until you described the second child.  If you can convince me that she may be willing to watch Monsters University instead then we may have the basis of a deal.

xmrchi

Sorry no sale its Frozen of nothing.............I F*&$££g hate Frozen

thisisguitar

A TAG watch and £20850 ?

mcsdan

Will you ship to Nigeria?

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thisisguitar said:

A TAG watch and £20850 ?

I've already had the original seller messaging me using very naughty and rude words and saying I should swap it for his TAG watch and some environmental building advice.

 

mcsdan said:

Will you ship to Nigeria?

I don't see why I should have to sail to Nigeria.

TTony

I'm surprised that no-one's offered you a trade for an incredible guitar, custom made by a highly respected luthier, which is worth at least double what you've valued yours at, and will only increase in value because it's a limited edition of one, so guaranteed to be highly collectible.

Of course, I can't share any details with you because it's all rather sensitive and so has to be kept secret, but I've instructed my lawyer to pass on the full details to you, just as soon as I've left the country.

robwright

I'll give you £25k - send me your paypal details!

thisisguitar

Does £22k include the picture of @Gassage ;

It's just nice to see a picture of him before he piled the weight on. He looks so young. 

fretfinder

What's the neck profile and how much does it weigh...?

TTony

fretfinder said:

What's the neck profile and how much does it weigh...?

Are you referring to the guitar or Gassage?

samzadgan

damn....just re-read...i have Gilmours right testicle in my hand right now...but you want the left...

maybe if i can get Brian May's left testicle...and Gilmours right...would you do a deal? I can throw in Bono's right pinky and a strand of Claptons pubic hair...?

robwright

I happen to know that Clapton doesn't have any pubic hair!!

mcsdan

 

mcsdan said:

Will you ship to Nigeria?

I don't see why I should have to sail to Nigeria.

Fair enough. I can pay you by bank transfer and send my cousin around to pick it. I can pay £25000 so you can send me a cheque for the overpayment or better give me your bank details. Thanking you very muchly.

Chalky

I'm getting very strong deja vu - but I just can't figure out why this thread seems soooooooo doggone familiar.........any ideas?

mcsdan

my cousin has asked to know the width of the nut. He can only play wide necks with 48mm nuts (sausage fingers). If not any ideas where to find such a great guitar with 48mm nut?