Noel's insults

littlegreenman

Never really got the Oasis thing, but Noel has always seemed pretty cool.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03199/blar_3199118k.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/11411933/In-Pictures-Noel-Gallaghers-12-best-insults.html

Strat_a_tat_tat

Insult number 2 is pure genius.

Philly_Q

I've always thought he's a lot more interesting and entertaining as an interviewee than as a musician.

spacecadet

Excellent. Between Noel and James Blunt you could have the best stand up routine out there. 

ICBM

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Insult number 2 is pure genius.

It might be if like most of Noel's 'genius' it wasn't pinched from someone else...

(And might not have been original even then, I don't know.)

Some of the rest are funny, most aren't really. The Blair one is probably the best.

chillidoggy

hang on, there's seems to be a lot of stuff about Noel Gallagher in the media. If I were a cynical bastard, which you all know I'm not, I'd say there might be a new album in the offing.

Phil_aka_Pip

6,8,11 are good

underdog

The Kaiser chief one always makes me smile

Danny1969

I loved his videos voice overs someone else posted on here a little while ago ......really witty

suspiciousminds

Cant stick either of the oasis brothers.
Pair of mouthy twats.

monquixote

suspiciousminds said:

Cant stick either of the oasis brothers.
Pair of mouthy twats.

I don't think they are remotely similar people.

Liam is a bit of a twonk, but Noel is hilarious.

HAL9000

chillidoggy;523452" said:

hang on, there's seems to be a lot of stuff about Noel Gallagher in the media. If I were a cynical bastard, which you all know I'm not, I'd say there might be a new album in the offing.

Didn't Liam used to punch people in the face a week or two before a new Oasis album hit the shops?

suspiciousminds

monquixote;524466" said:

suspiciousminds said:

Cant stick either of the oasis brothers.

Pair of mouthy twats.





I don't think they are remotely similar people.

Liam is a bit of a twonk, but Noel is hilarious.

Well yes liam is the worst of the pair, and noel's tolerable now but the two of them arent particularly nice in my opinion.

Reverend

There's one slagging of Jack White for doing a song for Coca Cola.
As opposed to ripping of song written for Coca Cola.

xSkarloey

Sign of insecurity if you ask me.

Probably stems from him looking like a wall-eyed Thunderbird puppet.