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This reminds me of that Joke:
Guy walks into doctors complaining that he was raped by a Bull Elephant whilst on Safari in the Gambia. Doctor examines him and is horrified to find that his arse is now a wide gaping hole. The doctor says to the man that he is a little surprised by this as he always thought that Elephants had long thin penis's. The man replies, 'It fingered me first'.